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31. Did you wash your clothes in windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

32. Hey, I am a wrestler. Let me take you down.

33. Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

34. My name is not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways.

35. This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen, until I met you.

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