The Avengers Chat Room

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----{AN}---- so every Thursday (thorsday ;) I think I'm going to do these avengers chats. The idea of the chats aren't mine, but the content is. It's just a test, and depending on the feedback I get, I'll do more, or stop it. Enjoy!

*i made the cover myself, just not the picture behind the texts... I don't own any of these characters, credit goes to marvel*

Avengers chat day #1

-*Tony Stark has logged on*

6:01 pm

Tony- so who even organized this chat room anyway? I have other things to do.

*Steve Rodgers has logged on*

6:12 pm

Steve- yeah, right. Like make google eyes at your computer? Eh... No pun intended

Tony- first off, it's just a really very intelligent system. Second of all, how were you even able to turn on the Mac, cap? Man of the present now, are we?

Steve- ...I had Fury do it for me... And I will always live in the past.

Tony- obviously 0_o

Steve- what's zero dash o mean?

Tony- facepalm

*Loki Lauf-Odinson has logged on* 6:15 pm

Loki- son of Howard, why would you take a palm to the face?

Tony- Loki!? Why the h*ll do you have an account? Didn't we just defeat you?

Loki- You mortals are so petty. And tiny.

*Thor Odinson has logged on*


Loki- for the love of Laufy... Actually, I do not believe he gives love... For the love of Odin, I am not your brother Thor!

*Clint Barton has logged on*

6:18 pm

Clint- sup guys? This new chatroom is 2 cool.

Steve- we're allowed 2 talk like tht?

Tony- everyone except you Steve.

Steve- wht? Y?

Tony- ...

Tony- whats up Robin Hood?

Clint- oh you know... Me... In my nest of glory.. CAW CAW MOTHER-*this had to be censored for the safety of your eyes*

*the widowing one has logged on*

The widow- guys, I don't trust this chat room. People could be reading this right now.

Tony- aww c'mon Tasha! It's not like they would read anything interesting,

If they could read anything at all... "Ooh look! Steve gets confounded by simple software once again!" ._.

*The widowing one has changed her username to Natasha Romanoff.*

Natasha- fine. Better?

Clint- everything is better when you're around. ^u^

Loki- I think I'm going to throw up in my mouth. Then release my juices over thor... Because we are sitting right next to each other...

Clint- oh my god, why do you show up EVERYWHERE?

Loki- ill never tell... Ehehe

Steve- why are you and Thor in the same Area? It defeats the purpose of a chat room.

Natasha- speaking of Thor, Loki, where has he gone?

Loki- I believe he has... Fallen asleep on my shoulder. Excuse me while I wipe the foul drool off my clothing.

*ishipavengers has logged on*

6:30 pm

Ishipavengers- OMIGOD, THORKI!!

Tony- who the heck are you?

Ishipavengers- I'm an avengers fangirl... I hacked into this chatroom just to talk to all you! EEEEEPPPP!!

Natasha- is it to late to say I told you so?

Loki- I do not understand... What is this... thorki?

Ishipavengers- it's where you and thor... Erm... Well... It's fandom. Enough said?

Clint- what the heck!? Get out! SHIELD only!

*ishipavengers has been kicked out of the chatroom*

*bruce banner has logged on*

6:40 pm

Bruce- tony... We have stuff to do.. Why are you on this chat?

Tony- and I should ask you the same question, science bro! And what stuff?

Bruce- don't call me that. And I'll send you a a link.

Tony- I don't like being handed things

Bruce- it's not- ugh.

Steve- srry guys something happened to my screen. It shrunk down to a tiny blip after I hit a dash line in the top right corner.

Tony- Steve... That's the minimize button...

Natasha- it took you this long...? Never mind.

Loki- I am back... But shirtless thanks to Thor's slobber. he is not unlike the common midgardian dog

*lokisarminion has logged on*

6:45 pm

lokisarminion- OH MY GOSH SEND A PICTURE!!!

Tony- here we go again 0_o

Bruce- and you are...?

Lokisarminion- IM A LOKI FANGIRL! I love him with all my heart, AND HE IS SHIRTLESS! AHHHHHHH!!

*lokisarminion has been kicked out of the chatroom*

Loki- I'm not sure weather to be gratified or mortified..

Steve- tony, again with the zero dash o! Is it a type of binary morse code?

Tony- how do you even know what binary is?

Steve- it runs on some form of electricity...

Clint- déjà voo anyone?

Natasha- I hear ya Clint.

Clint- I'm glad... So hear this.. I love y-

*this chat room has rebooted*

Bruce- what just happened?

Tony- Clint, did you have something to say?

Clint- forget it

Natasha- what?

Loki- I think we have love in the air... Or shall I say, interweb In which the spider has caught a hawk. Pretty big catch for a mere black widow

Natasha- my bite is worse than my bark, loki >:|

Steve- spiders don't bark...

Tony- I can't handle this anymore

*director nick fury has logged on*

7:00 pm

Fury- what's going on?

Tbc :D


So what do you guys think? Should I do more? I'm sorry I haven't posted anything lately... Like in a very long time.. I've decided to put Avenge to the Maximum on hold, (sorry!) but I think I'm going to write some Steve Rodgers fan fiction soon :3

Don't forget to leave feedback so I can know if I should write more!

(I need a catchphrase)