To: Sgt. Eric Renfield
From: Sgt. Adam Dalton
Subject: Monitor Log
I just read the log you submitted after your stakeout. I have tried to call you five times and sent you about thirty texts. Why are you not answering your phone?
I have already updated the form to say "[Figure]" since, and you damn well know this, what you wrote is wrong. I can't believe you actually submitted that! What the hell were you thinking? Unfortunately, you're going to have to explain to Barton why you wrote that whatever you saw exploded into bats. I couldn't redact the whole document, although I tried. If this is some kind of joke, it is A) not funny and B) perjury. You may have ruined an entire investigation with one idiotic night!!!
ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
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