3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew they were drunk and just turned on the engine then switched it off.
The first drunk guy gave him money
The second said thank you.
The third slapped him. The driver thought that he knew what he had done, but when he asked the third drunk guy why he slapped him, he said "YOU ALMOST KILLED US !!! Control your speed next time!"
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