Church: Right. Everyone's armor has one slot for A.I., and Caboose's would have been vacant.
Tex: But Ghost has multiple.
Church: What?
Tex: Currently Ghost has two A.I.'s Valkyrie and Ophelia but he can hold a lot more up to 6 at max.
Tucker: Wait! If Ghost can have multiple why didn't O'Malley go to him
Tex: O'Malley didn't go into Ghost because of Ghost's two A.I.'s.
Tucker: ... That makes sense.
Ghost: Does it?
Tucker: No.
Ghost: I thought so...
Tex: Anyways like I was saying O'Malley went in the caboose because he had some empty slots for A.I.'s.
Tucker: I think there are a few of his non-artificial slots that are empty too.
Ghost: Shut up Tucker.
Fade back to episode 19
Tex: And before I could figure out what happened, that bitch, hit with a really lucky shot.
Tex: (in tank, in flashback): Aw crap! (grenade explodes in her lap)
Fade back to now ...ish ...again
Tex: And the next thing I know, I'm a ghost.
Church: Alright, I get it. Caboose has your precious little A.I. So let me guess: you're holding my body hostage, until I help you get your A.I. back, right?
Tex: Wrong. You're gonna help me kill it!
Cut to the red base, all four members on it without Ghost
Sarge: Ladies. It has come to my attention that we are in need of a new robot-type person and a and unkillable super soldier. Who here wants to volunteer?
Donut: Are we going on a trip? I love trips! Can we play I Spy? And the License Plate Game?
Grif: Shut up Donut.
Donut: Please?
Simmons: Uh, sir?
Donut: Or Punchbuggy?
Grif: Why won't this guy shut up.
Donut: Or, or, the alphabet with the signs game?
Simmons: What exactly do you mean by 'volunteer'?
Sarge: Quite obviously we are without a robot, or any other type of recruit with mechanical training or dexterity. Therefore the only solution is to turn one of you in to a robot and/or freaky cyborg thing.
Simmons: Whatever.
Grif: What?
Simmons: Have you gone crazy?
Grif: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Simmons: What the hell?
Donut: Cool! I vote for Simmons!
Sarge: I'm told the cyborg operation is a relatively simple procedure, really-
Grif: (in muttered tones) What does he mean?
Simmons: (in muttered tones) What is he talking about?
Sarge: Whereas the mostly useless guts and slimy goo of the human body, are replaced with the no doubt superior guts and oily goo of a robot.
Grif: I'm confused.
Sarge: If yer lucky, you may even get a copper rectum.
Simmons: Sir, wouldn't it be better if we didn't do that, instead of doing it?
Sarge: Goood thinkin', Simmons. But no I like the removin' the guts thing, so I think we stick with that.
Grif: Yes sir I hate to agree with the kissass, but wouldn't it be better if we just got Command to send us another perfectly good, brand new robot instead? Or another soldier?
Sarge: Negative, meat sack. Another new robot could be reprogrammed by our enemies just as easily as Lopez. And someone who can't be mine controlled either so we need someone we know we can trust! (looks at Simmons)
Simmons: Aw, fuck me.
Sarge: Or someone whose mental capacity is so unbelievably tiny, that he could never be turned against us.
Donut: Hey, pink suit guys. I think it's somebody else's turn in the barrel.
Sarge: Then again, maybe we just stick with the trustworthy thing.
Simmons: Ah, you backstabbing ass monkeys!
Sarge: Now Grif I'll be needing some things from my medicine chest for this operation... Two quarts of vodka?
Grif: Check.
Sarge: Eight pounds of vaseline... condensed.
Grif: Check.
Sarge: An old tire iron, preferably metric.
Grif: Y, ya know, I might have left that in the bathroom.
Sarge: Latest issue of Easy Bake Oven for Kids Monthly.
Grif: I'll have to check.
Sarge: Check you mean we have it.
Grif: Check.
Sarge: What I-
Grif: No not check, I mean I'll have to check.
Sarge: Com- come on boy, make sense.
Grif: We don't have it.
Sarge: I ain't got all day. I gotta gut this fish.

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