Creative ways to annoy people-Teacher edition

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by cocoapebbles
by cocoapebbles
                                    
                                              As requested from @Irosez13 
                          ...but, i was going to do it anyway, you just made it come faster.
                          1. Tear up your homework and put it in a Ziploc bag. When your teacher asks where your homework is, show him/her the bag and say "look! My dog really did eat my homework!"

                          2. When your teacher asks you do do something, say "no you're not my mother!"
                          3. Duct tape things to walls.
                          4. During sex ed class, repeat what your teacher says, laugh and say "that's what she said".
                          5. Walk into class the second your bell rings everyday, they can't do anything, 'cause technically, you're on time.
                          6. Cry because you miss your mommy.
                          7. Put your feet up on the desk and relax.
                          8. Make annoying sounds when your teacher is facing the board.
                          9. Doodle on your scantron.
                          10. When your teacher asks why you're late, say "i had to harvest my crops on Farmville".
                          11. While taking a Spanish test, yell "Spanish?! I barely know English!"
                          12. Loudly yawn when your teacher is talking.
                          13. Clear your throat every two minutes during a test.
                          14. Have a really inappropriate ring tone go off during class (ex. I;m In Love With a Stripper by T-Pain, I Just Had Sex by Lonely Island, etc.)
                          15. Write in acronyms on an essay.
                          16. Ask "is this going to be a test?" after every lesson they teach.
                          17. Come to class late in a Spider-man costume and casually say there was a "disturbance".
                          18. Chew on your arm until they notice.
                          19. If your teacher is the opposite sex, stare at them while seductively licking your lips.
                          20. Call them by their first name.
                          21. At the end of each paper, write "this paper will self-destruct in 3...2...1".
                          22. "Why are you talking during my lesson?" reply, "why are you teaching during my conversation?"
                          23. Do your whole morning routine during class.
                          24. Ask a male teacher for a tampon.
                          25. Type every word of your essay in different font, size, and colour.
                          26. Play the drums on your desk, use the head of the person in front of you as cymbals.