Obey Me! X Reader Oneshots (Mostly Mammon)

💛 mammon x reader 💛

You walked out of your room, feeling a bit chilly. Sure, the uniform for RAD was pretty cute, but your exposed arms and legs were cold. The material wasn't all that thick either. For a moment, you paused.

"You always wake up late," you shook your head as your boyfriend just sat down at the table. Some of the demons had left and asked you to wait for him.

"Shaddup, I'm a deep sleeper," he yawned. Mammon rubbed his eyes tiredly as he continued. "I basically sleep through anything. Especially alarms."

You smiled and tiptoed across the hallway to Mammon's door, peeking in slightly to see him completely snuggled up to his pillow under his covers. On his couch, his jacket for his uniform. As quietly as you could, you grabbed his jacket and ran out of the room. Slipping your arms into the sleeves, you relished in the comforting scent of your boyfriend.

You sat down at the table in bliss as you hugged the warm cloth closer to you. Unbeknownst to you, the demon brothers were watching you from the moment you walked in with Mammon's attire.

"Um, {Y/N}?" Satan asked, placing his utensils down slowly. "Why do you have Mammon's jacket?"

"I was cold," you shrugged.

"This is hell," Beel deadpanned. "You literally can't be cold. Everything is on fire."

"Well I was."

"Won't he need his jacket?" Lucifer asked.

Oh, yeah. One little minor detail. None of the brothers knew you were dating Mammon.

"I-I'll give it back before w-we leave," you stuttered. Lucifer raised a brow and went to question you further, but Asmo practically growled as he stood up.

"How dare he?!" He punched the table. You looked at him in surprise. The brothers were all confused at his aggressive behavior. "Don't you guys understand?!"

"Enlighten us," Levi rolled his eyes.

"Mammon and {Y/N} are secretly in love!" Asmo exclaimed.

The table went silent. You felt the heat crawl up your face and decided you no longer needed the jacket. The red dusted your ears as you sunk into your seat, not really knowing how to respond to the outburst.

They laughed.

Loud and hard. Nothing had ever been so funny to them.

"Mammon would..." Beel tried to say as he gasped for breath. He was nearly choking on his food. "Pfft, never!"

"His standards aren't that low," Lucifer chuckled as he stood up. He grabbed his empty plate, shaking his head with a smile as he disappeared into the kitchen.

"Ouch," you rubbed your arm. Beel, Levi, and Satan all followed Lucifer with their empty plates, laughing the entire way. "I'm not that bad."

"I'm on to you two," Asmo narrowed his eyes as he slowly walked to the kitchen.

When he finally disappeared, you let out a breath of relief. Your heart was beating out of control and you almost felt dizzy. The appetite you had earlier had left, so you stood and pushed your chair in. Before you could grab your plate, two arms wrapped themselves around your waist.

"God, I thought they'd never leave," your boyfriend huffed. He presssd a soft kiss to your neck before pulling away. "You're wearin' my jacket."

"O-Oh, well I--"

"It's no big deal, ya goof," he ran a hand through his hair. "I just wasn't really expecting it and... you look cute."

He grabbed the apple from your plate a placed it in the pocket of his jacket. You were about to question him before he silenced you with a deep kiss. Mammon pulled back, smirking at you.

"Either I get my jacket and have that apple for a snack later," he purred. "Or you keep it and get to be my snack after I get out of detention."

You pulled him down by his tie, his lips inches from yours. "I'll see you after detention."

Releasing him, you walked to the door, making sure to sway your hips the way you knew he liked. He laughed and ran over to catch up with you as the two of you left the room.

Unfortunately for you, that was the moment the brothers had taken their ears off of the door, seemingly done with their eavesdropping. Their eyes were wide and faces pale.

"I told you so."