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Title: A Tony Wallpaper
By: Peter Parker

Video starts with the camera zoomed in on Peter's smiling face. He looked around before talking in a whisper 
" so you guys I am about to prank- he cutts himself off with a slightly confused expression while mouthing something to himself like as if he was trying to figure something out.
"  okay so rephrase I just set up a prank on Mr. Stark and it is AMAZING. So I think it's common knowledge thet I'm mr stark's personal -(he looks around to see if there was anyone behind him)- Intern right? Anyway(he says this really fast with a wave of his had while shacking his head) that means that I have access to every where he has and this gave me the perfect idea for the best ever prank to go down in history. So i asked a lot of people especially Mr.Rhodes and Miss. Potts-Stark for the most embarrassing pictures of mr Stark and I printed millions of copies- scene change to peter standing in front of multiple printers thet keep spewing printed pictures at an alarming speed- another scene change to Peter lying in the middle of a big pile of paper that covers the whole room while the printers are still printing- another scene change to Peter still lying in the pile of paper but now only his head is visible and the printers are STILL PRINTING like come on!!-   when I was done drowning in paper I enlisted the help of multiple interns  and employees and many many MANY tubes of glue to paste the pictures everywhere - He then looked at the camera with a very serious face- and by everywhere I literally mean everywhere -Scene change to different cameras showing many embarassing photos of Tony covering all the walls of the intern labs the hallways, the storage cabinets basically every part of the tower that has a wall- hell even in the toilets and bathrooms - scene change to different toilets and bathrooms with pictures of Tony on the walls- and last but not least the penthouse - scene change to show multiple expensively furnished rooms with pictures of  Tony. But right now its 2.30 am - camera is turned to the digital clock by Peter- and ime supposed to be asleep sooo byeeeeeeee.
Scene change to the hidden camera in the penthouse hallway showing a tired Tony stark walking out if his room not yet realising his face was on  the walls then we see tony entering the kitchen to make his coffee still not realising what is happening then he walked right past the eagerly waiting avengers only stopping when he sees them staring at him.
"What are you all staring at?" Tony questioned while rising an eyebrow and walked away immediately not even waiting for a response leaving the avengers dumbfounded because he still hadn't realised his face where on the walls!!! We then see tony walking into his lad while taking a sip of his coffee.
Two hours later(in a spongebob voice) then appears on the screen then switching to Peter's disappointed face
"Well guys that was an actuall fail I mean it's been two hours - he raises up his middle and index fingers to indicate two-  TWO WHOLE FUCKING HOURS and he still hasn't even realised like what the actual hell Mr.Stark?
Scene change to the kitchen where Peter and Bucky are baking cookies
"PETERRRRRRRR!!!!!! YOU LITTLE SHIT I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILLLLLL YOUUUU!!!!!!!!" tony yelled from inside his lab making peter punch the air in victory and high five Bucky. Only for them to fall over in laughter after hearing all the creative words coming out of Tony's mouth.