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5 :: u followed me?

song: stalker - goldfinger

mood: valerie is scared and harry is flirty

date: wednesday, 3 July

time: 4:23pm

special text: i think i'm standing in front of your house - harry, 4:56pm

hairy: hey babe

me: i still think you're disgusting

me: ew

hairy: aah stop it

hairy: i bet you are horny sometimes too

me: no

me: well

hairy: i knew it

me: how did you even get my number?

hairy: i found it on a little piece of paper in the canteen

me: wtf

me: ooh my friend probably dropped it

hairy: yeah

hairy: can we meet?

hairy: bc we're at the same school and idk it seems pretty fun to me

hairy: just chilling with you

hairy: i'd probably kiss you too

hairy: and get a boner

me: ew why can't you just be nice without being flirty or horny?

hairy: idk i think i just always am flirty or horny????

me: that's kinda gross

me: by the way, i really do not want to meet you bc i don't want that kinda bullshit

hairy: u lil fucker

me: tf hahaa

hairy: i think i'm standing in front of your house

hairy: but i don't know 4 sure babe

me: wtf

me: what

hairy: i said that i'm standing in front of your house

me: yeah i can read

hairy: you asked me what i said remember????

me: ugh fuck u

me: but where are you rn

hairy: like i said, probably in front of your house lmao

me: wtf

me: ok i'm going to check if you're standing there ok?

hairy: ok

me: there is standing a nice looking guy

hairy: ilyt

me: omg

me: u mean that you are that guy?

hairy: maybe ;)

Valerie's Point Of View

I'm seriously shaking. I mean, it could definitely be him. The guy looked right into my eyes, and then looked back on his phone.

hairy: you've got beautiful eyes

me: omg

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i srsly love this chapter wow. idk harry is just so flirty tternjvgtioul idek why lmao

lots of fucking love bishes,

sterre ((((: