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The Dating Crisis

The Little Giant: It's the grand king!

Bakageyama: Well fuck...

Pretty Setter Mom: Kageyama! Language!

Bakageyama: Japanese...

Bakageyama: I'm dead now

Bakageyama has left the GC

The Little Giant added Bakageyama to the GC

Oikawa Tooru: Don't be like that Tobio-chan

Ushijima Wakatoshi: I'm confused, who are you all?

Scary Dadchi: It's me Daichi

Pretty Setter Mom: Sugawara

Jesus: Asahi

Yeet: Narita

Yote: Kinoshita

Future Captain: Ennoshita

Tough Guy: Tanaka

Guardian Deity: Nishinoya

The Little Giant: Hinata!

Bakageyama: Kageyama

Saltyshima: Tsukishima

12: Yamaguchi

The Little Giant changed the GC name to Volleyball!!

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: Daichi, is it okay if we add some of our friends?

Scary Dadchi: Yeah sure, knock yourself out

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot added Akaashi Keiji

Cat Daddy added Kozume Kenma, Haiba Lev, and 2 others

Oikawa Tooru added Iwaizumi Hajime, Kindaichi Yutaro, and 2 others

Ushijima Wakatoshi added Satori Tendou

Satori Tendou: Oya? What is this? OwO

Saltyshima: This day just keeps getting better and better

Satori Tendou: You're that normal guy from the Spring High Tournament aren't you?!

Saltyshima: Yes, nice to meet you. I'm the normal guy from Sping High Tournament that blocked your attack

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Tendou, what does 'OwO' mean?

Satori Tendou: You'll learn what it is in due time Wakatoshi-kun!

Satori Tendou has changed their nickname to Guess Monster

Iwaizumi Hajime: Oi Trashykawa! What the fuck is this?!

Oikawa Tooru: Iwa-chan~!

Iwaizumi Hajime changed Oikawa Tooru's nickname to Trashykawa

Trashykawa changed Iwaizumi Hajime's nickname to Iwa-chan~

Kindaichi Yutaro: Why the hell am I even here?

The Little Giant: Wah! It's turnip head!

Bakageyama: Oi Hinata! I need you to come over to my house right now

The Little Giant: Why?

Kindaichi Yutaro: Oh shit...

Bakageyama: I have a problem

The Little Giant: What kind of problem?

Bakageyama: Stop asking questions and come here already!!

The Little Giant: Fine

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Cat Daddy: I'm betting 100 yen that when Hinata goes to school tomorrow, he's going to have hickeys all over his neck

Guardian Deity: Bold of you to assume that Shoyo isn't a top

Yeet: Bold of you to assume that Hinata isn't a bottom

Saltyshima: It would be quite interesting finding out that the king is submissive to such a short male

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: I don't know, it's usually those who are shorter than their lover are the bottoms

Yote: I agree, Hinata is a 100% bottom

Ushijima Wakatoshi: What does this have to do with bunk beds?

Guess Monster: Wakatoshi, that's not what they meant

Trashykawa: Wait.... Are Tobio-chan and Chibi-chan dating?

Pretty Setter Mom: Yes

Kozume Kenma: 100%

Scary Dadchi: Well yeah

Cat Daddy: Duh

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: Yeah, my baby crow is growing up

Yeet: It's obvious

Yote: Yup

Guardian Deity: Pretty much

Tough Guy: Yes

Iwa-chan~: Obviously

Kindaichi Yutaro: Wait.... Kageyama is dating that small tangerine?!

Trashykawa: What?! How come I never knew about this?!

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Well if you went to Shiratorizawa you would have known

Trashykawa: Oh my god! I swear to god that I will jump serve a volleyball into your face when I see you!

Cat Daddy: Dude, it literally took me the entire training camp to realize that those two were dating

Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: Same

Kozume Kenma: Shoyo already told me from the very start of the training camp

Pretty Setter Mom: It took us a couple of weeks before we even found out, how did we find out?

Jesus: We saw them making out in the club room

Guardian Deity: Yup!

Saltyshima: I already found out first before any of you did, I saw them making out before an official match..

Tough Guy: And you didn't even bother telling us?!

Saltyshima: I had no need to tell you at all