Mace Windu: Anakin and Palpatine! Why did you have to chop of my hands though!
Count Dooku: same, along with my head
Ventress: forcelightening and Dooku
Obi Wan: I just evaporated into thin air
Anakin: idk man. Obi Wan killed me, Vader killed me, I blew up,
Jesse: got blown up. 😥
Hardcase: me too!
Gregor: same, and then I was shot
Fives: I almost saved everyone and then that clean freak Fox shot me!
Tup: died...in vain
Aayla: killed by Bly and my other clones
Plo Koon: same. Oh my boys...😭😭😭
Kit: Palpatine and lightsaber
Grevious: Obi Wan blew up my heart
Maul: Obi Wan killed me. Twice.
Luminara: order 66
Yoda: died of old age I have
Ki Adi Mundi: order 66
Pre Visla: duel with Maul
Shak Ti: which death are we talking about now?
Padme: I died because I was sad
Satine: girl...
Anakin: seriously? I didn't think you could litterly die because I got a new job
Padme: you killed younglings Anakin!
Jesse: hey, how come their not on this chat then?
Youngling: master Skywalker-
Anakin: shut your pie hole or I'll kill you again!
Ventress: same
Obi Wan: -facepalm-
Fives: wow, very interesting deaths...
Count Dooku: yes, getting your hands and head chopped off is interesting
Hardcase: so is being blown up!
Gregor: not enjoyable though!
Anakin: so who wants to go out for dinner? I'm craving a hamburger at red Robin's.
Ventress: seriously
Padme: Anakin, we're dead!
Anakin: oh yeah, forgot. Wait...then how are we texting?
Yoda: the force it is.....
Fives: some of us aren't even force sensitive tho
Jesse: who cares, were dead!
Lol! Which Star Wars character has the safest death?
Meme of the week:
Imagine Maul with glasses for a minute now...
Also this is really cute:
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