okay so this is just a random chapter not really much to do with the story but i felt like including it so ENJOY x

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(Jess's POV)

Zayn and I had just come back from Doncaster after I promised my family I would tell Louis the truth and come back and visit them all the time. Which I was planning on doing anyway.

We heard shouting in the studio before walking in to the weirdest conversation ever....

'RANDOM CONTEST NOW!' Niall shouted. Oh here we go...what the heck.

Lou: 'FLUFFY PURPLE UNICORNS'

Haz : 'BLUE PEBBLES'

Liam: 'SHELLLESS TURTLES'

Kate: 'LAUGHING TREES'

Megane:'SCHNOODLE'

Me: 'MIDGETS BALD PATCH'

Zayn: 'DIS-FUNCTIONAL CARROTS'

Scar:'CLOWN SHOES'

Nialler: 'FALLEN ASTRONAUT'

Lou: 'DIRTY PIGS'

Haz: 'UNISEX LADDERS'

Megane: 'FARTING PENGUINS'

Liam:'BANANA GUN'

Zayn: 'BROKEN TABLES'

Kate: 'VAMPIRE MUSHROOMS'

Me: 'HOBOS BIG TOE'

Nialler: 'SNEEZING PEANUTS'

Scar: 'GIANT MAN-EATING BUNNY RABBITS'

Lou: 'TIME TRAVELLING TURNIPS'

Haz: 'FLYING FISH'

Liam: 'JUMPING PEACOCKS

Zayn: 'WEREWOLF SNOT'

Kate: 'SMURFS BUTT'

Nialler: 'ABNORMALLY BENT SPOONS'

'AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO INCLUDE SPOONS' Poor Liam.

Megane: 'POMEGRANATE ONIONS'

Me: 'HAGRIDS SWEATY BUTT CRACK'

Scar: 'SHARK CARS'

Lou: 'SHRIVELLED SPINNING SPROUTS'

Haz: 'SNAPES DOUBLE CHIN'

Liam: 'SMART SHEEP'

Kate: 'SYNCRONISED DANCE'

Megane: 'MORRIS' MORRISONS

Zayn: 'POWDERED CLOCKS

Nialler: 'FINGERLESS FLAPJACKS'

Me: 'MR KIPLING'S KNOCKERS'

Scar: 'DOBBY'S SOCK-LESS FOOT'

Lou: 'SKELETON NUTS'

Haz: 'COLOURLESS RAINBOWS'

Liam: 'PETER PANS TOE JAM'

 Megane: 'FLAMMABLE CHRISTMAS TREES'

Kate: 'UNDERGROUND TOILETS'

Nialler: 'SUEDE SOFAS'

Zayn: 'CHICKEN FINGERS'

Scar: 'BLUE CHEESE'

Me: 'POLKA DOT POTATOES'

Lou: 'CHOKING CHILDREN'

Haz: 'AFRO BUDDIES'

Liam: 'SCREAMING KOALAS'

Zayn:'STRAWBERRY HAYSTACKS'

Kate: 'NELLIPOT'

Megane: 'HAIRY MELONE'

Me: 'MR CHOWS TALKING PENCIL'

Nialler: 'GIANT VIKING HEAD'

Kate: 'JEFF THE ORANGE'

Scar: 'TWIN TELETUBBIES'

Lou: 'ROSY RASCAL'

Haz: 'RUSTY KETTLE'

Liam: 'FREKLY FLIES'

Me:'CURSING CABBAGES'

Zayn; 'COCONUT PANDAS'

Megane: 'MONKEY TROUSERS'

Kate: 'PICKLED PEPPERS'

Scar: 'WAX WORK WIGS'

Nialler:'JUNGLE DANCE'

Me: 'DOUBLE NUBBLE HUBBLE BUBBLE'

Lou:'INVISABLE ROPE'

Haz: 'INFLATABLE LIPS'

Liam: 'MUTANT MARSHMELLOWS'

Zayn:'HAIRLESS MOUSTACHE'

Scar:'DANCING STATUTES'

Megane:'CONJOINED COWS'

Nialler: 'AND SCENE!'

We all burst into hysterics. Now you understand how weird we all our. God I love these guys.

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I told you it was random, hope you enjoyed next chappie will be filled with me drama.

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love you my little ducklings.

charlotte x

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