Type: Tension ( Mild Gore )
Ship: Ranpoe ( Ranpo x Poe )
AU: Port Mafia Ranpoe
Edogawa Ranpo. Known as the smartest mafioso alive. The one who knew when a pitiful bastard was lying about stealing drugs, smuggling cargo or even killing a member of the mafia. He was talked about throughout the mafia as spiteful, merciless and even childish. Depending on the mafia boss to treat him like a child. As if he didn't know he was only used by Mori for his own personal gain, but he did. He definitely knew.
Then there was Edgar Allan Poe, the 'guardian' and under worker of Ranpo. The man behind the weapons who honestly sucked at his job, on purpose. Allowing Ranpo to be injured or attacked or even giving chances for him to be killed. Risking his own life against Mori in order to get his own back to the bitter detective. Teased daily by him, insulted, bossed around.
Ranpo and Poe had a cold bond between them. A hateful relationship of two rivals, but with a tension that they never pointed out. Like they both loved the feeling. When Poe held a gun to Ranpo's head and threatened to kill him on the spot, Ranpo relentlessly insulted him, knowing he wouldn't shoot. He wasn't scared, but wouldn't move or even press forward just because the rush of the man he despised holding a weapon to him and threatening his life? It was something he adored.
The two had a mission to go on together with the Black Lizard. Hirotsu, Gin and Tachihara. While the three lead the way, Ranpo strolled behind them. His hands in his pockets, heels of his dress shoes clicking on the floor and a lollipop stick poking from between his lips. Following behind him, was Poe. His raccoon, Karl, laid around his shoulders. A bat dragging on the concrete behind him, barbed wire wrapped around it and rusted from the amounts of times he'd used it. "I can't tell if you're stupid or didn't get the memo when Mori-san was explaining" Ranpo spoke up quietly, taking his candy from his mouth. Breaking the silence, not a single person had spoke around the two. "We're meant to be quiet, dumbass. Your bat dragging behind you is making too much noise, you'll alert those we're meant to be going after" Ranpo growled, tossing his candy on the floor and stuffing his hand back in his pocket. "I'll swing it round your head to shut both noises up then" Poe responded bitterly, picking his bat up to stop the sound of it dragging. "Good luck knowing who was dealing our drugs without the only one here smart enough to point it out, so maybe killing me at a time like this is not such a good idea".
The sound of Ranpo's heels clicking came to a stop when all 5 reached the metal door of the warehouse. "Hirotsu" Ranpo ordered the name, getting a nod of understanding from the older man. After removing his glove and placing his hand to the door, in one second the door was bent inwards and a loud crash of it hitting the other side of the room had echoed the building. Gin and Tachihara proceeded to take out their guns and point them so everyone knew to raise their hands and stay silent. "I leave the rest to you, Ranpo-san" Hirotsu took a step back while Ranpo took a few steps in. After searching the room for the face he knew, it didn't take long to spot the brunette in the corner of the room quivering with his arms up. The raven haired hummed and started walking over to him, Poe following behind. "Be careful, you might be killed" Poe spoke in a cold tone, growling from his throat. Ranpo opened his eyes just to roll them "Shut up" he stood a front the shaking man. "You look scared of something" Ranpo looked up to the taller man, who already had a beg of mercy in his eyes. He quickly shook his head no in self defense. "You know what to do" Ranpo turned on his heel and walked back to the other 3, hearing a pleading cry of forgiveness, then a scream and ending with the intense crack of a skull being crushed in. Then a body falling to the floor. "Ordering me around when you can do shit like this yourself is scummy, don't you THINK-?!" Poe raised his bat to hit the back of Ranpo's head after. Which caused the Black Lizard to go into defense mode and aim their guns at Poe.
The smartest in the mafia was more important than his guard dog after all.
"Leave him be." Ranpo ordered "drop your aim, now" he growled. The Black Lizards responded with lowering their weapons, which Ranpo only took off his hat. Sparking the confusion of the other 3 "Ranpo-san, are you offering your life to him? Taking your hat off makes the impact of that bat even w-" "I know what I'm doing. He won't swing, he's nothing but a little kitty under that tall exterior" the Mafioso mocked. A grin spreading across his thin lips "Isn't that right? Edgar" the cold tone in his voice caused the raccoon on the taller male's shoulders to growl and his fur to stand. "Bold of you to assume one day I won't be drowning you in your own bathroom, Edogawa" bitterly, Poe responded. His teeth gritting and nose scrunching in disgust at the shorter one in front of him. "Oh please-" Ranpo turned on his heel and grabbed the tie of the other. Yanking him down and holding a blade to his neck.
"The day I die, you'll be going to hell with me~".
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Many many ships are gonna be written in this book, some are rare so may not be liked. It's gonna contain fluff, angst, smut so be warned before reading. More than one Au will be put in but if it's a different Au, it'll be clearly stated before hand...