Denmark x Reader

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I had the perfect idea for a one shot but I needed someone who fools around a lot and I already wrote about America and I wanted to get a lot of characters in before I do repeats, SO I CHOSE DENMARK! The least serious person, I think, on the show. I hope you enjoy!


"_____..." poke

"_____..." poke

"_____..." poke

It was right before the world meeting, which was taking place in Britain, and Denmark was poking you repeatedly in the side of the head trying to get your attention.

"_____..." poke

"What Denmark?" You said irritatedly.

"I have nothing to do tomorrow." He bounced up and down like a hyper 8 year-old.

"How does that pertain to me?" You asked, a little more calm. He looked around at the countries who were paying no attention, then at Britain who was across the room and leaned in and stopped next to your ear.

"I want you to help me prank England." He whispered.

"Why me? Ask France he'd be glad to do it. They never get along." You crossed your legs (You're sitting down) and straightened up the papers in front of you.

"Well, remember when you helped France during April fools day?" France and Spain did most of it, you just planted the packages in the house without getting caught, and only Denmark knows about it.

"Yeah... Why?" You felt a little uncertain about where this was going but listened.

"I need you to help me get into his house." You stood up and stood right in front of Denmark.

"I. Do. Not. Want. To. Go. To. Jail." You emphasized each word to make sure he got the point and sat back down.

"We won't get caught. It's not like I'm asking you to help me hide a body. That's next week..."

"What!?" No one noticed you yelled, and Denmark laughed.

"I'm kidding, meet me out front after the meeting. You know a lot about Doctor Who, right?" He asked. You smiled at him.

"Spoilers." He just looked at you confused.

"It's a Doctor Who reference."

He just shrugged.

"Whatever, just meet me out front after the meeting."  He said then walked to his seat.

xTime Skipx

"Next meeting is in 2 weeks!" America yelled and the meeting was let out.  You gathered your stuff and neatly put it in your briefcase. Denmark met you by the front.

"Hey _____, take this. I need to get to my hotel before they throw out my stuff." He gave you a folded sheet of paper and walked off to his car.

You put it in your briefcase and went back to your hotel also. It was about 8:00 when you got there. You pulled out the note and read it.

Hey ______, I wrote this up dureing the meeting when I found out about my room. Anyway, here is what I need you to do. You know my phone number. Text me the hotel you're staying at and the room number. Also, download the noise the flying blue box makes. We will need that for the prank. After you text me, leave your hotel room open just a little so I can get in. I'll fill you in on the rest later. ~Denmark

You sighed. Pulling out your phone, you sent him the information, downloaded the noise the TARDIS makes and poked the door open just a little.

Exhausted, you crawled under the covers and fell asleep, wondering what Denmark had in store.

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