Headcanon 4

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A/n hahahah I will try and update more, anyways take this little joke post for now while I work on requests

When he's jealous bc somone is flirting w/ you

Lucifer
- Depending on what made him jealous will cause certain reactions
- let's say Mammon is being clingy again, he'll just tell him to fuck off-- (quite literally)
- If Diavolo is being 'clingy' (not even that, that's just how our boy Luci sees it) he will think of having a threesome, but he will NEVER go through with it
- some random dude starts flirting? Looks like Luci has a new victim
- he will be more clingy once alone with his s/o but he will never admit why. so you're just gonna have to deal with it luv x
- if he is REALLY  jealous, be ready for no sleep <3
- all in all, he will do 1 of 2 things, he will be extra sweet and clingy, or he will be extra rough and kinky (If you catch my drift)

Mammon
- someone give this mans a hug
- I've said it once, and I will say it again, MAMMON IS NOT MY FAVORITE AT ALL BUT HE IS STILL BABY, OK? I may not understand the hype, but I do relate to this mofo so I just wanna hug him and thats on periodt.
- anyways
- No matter what caused the jealousy, he will ALWAYS glare at whoever/whatever made him jealous (unless its lucifer or diavolo, for... obvious reasons) he will also wrap an arm around your waist just to show that you are his and he will not tolorate ANY type of flirting with his s/o, weather said person is actually flirting or if it's just mammon assuming, the out come will be the same.
- if he sees said demon/person again, he will prolly beat them up, maybe, maybe not, depends if you are there ig
- once yall are alone he will hug you and not let go for hours
- he trusts you 100% but it's everything else he doesn't trust
- lemme say it again for the people in the back, SOMEONE GIVE THIS MANS A HUG P L E A S E

Leviathan
- Poor baby :(
- will be too sad and scared to bring up that he's jealous, nut he is also too protective to not do anything.
- literally so scared that your gonna leave him for the demon flirting with you but once you notice his sad expression, you will quickly pull him away and reassure him that you only love him (give this baby a new game and play it with him pleas e)
- once you two get back he probably won't even want to play games, he will just want to cuddle up against you
- once the whole sad part of the jealousy is over, it will quickly turn to anger and protectiveness. NO ONE will be allowed near you without getting harsh glares from the purple haired boy (he will literally be clinging to you every second during this time)
- be ready to deal wirg said clingyness for about a day or two.

Satan
- aw shit, here we go again
- he is lucifer 2.0 when it comes to him being jealous
- probably won't talk to you until he's calmed down
- ffs he is P I S S E D
- murder will be committed
- nothing can stop him
- R U N
- i stg if Lucifer is what made him jealous then shit will go down
- oop-- dinner is V E R Y awkward because they are just glaring at eachother
- Satan probably leaves without eating so you just gotta go and help him
- did I mention a murder will be committed?
- yeah someone is gonna die
- prolly extra clingy for 2-3 days after he calms down

Asmodeus
- can't even get jealous??
- well I mean he can, but it's hard to ACTUALLY make him jealous.
- like of the same demon keeps flirting w/ you 24/7 and can't take the hint then Asmo will be more annoyed than jealous, but the jealousy is still there
- lowkey
- will probably just fuck you until he doen't feel jealous anymore
- being jealous makes you stressed, and he doesn't want stress wrinkles 💅
you thought the others would be clingy?? this thot is clingy enough as is, in the small chance he does get jealous, it only gets 99999999999% worse
- kljhjghcgvbkjlmn b you tryna get a quick fuck, just start flirting back with said demon and Asmo will be jealous fucking you in no time, works 10/10
- like, don't flirt back unless you WANT the aftermaths of him being jealous.

Beelzbub
- doesn't even know what being jealous is??
- he just feels a negative emotion and doesn't like it so he drags you away
- is pouty after the whole thing so you gotta take him to Hells Kitchen and have some hamburgers w/ him
- he will feel better instantly
- literally so cute?
- you will be the clingy one after the whole thing
- sad beel = sad everyone (and a murderous Belphie)
- you and Belphie will 9/10 beat up whoever made Beel feel that way
- protect him at all costs

Belphegor
- will be awake in to time just to beat this mofo up
- who dares flirt with his s/o?
- once again, a murder will be committed.
- won't let you leave him and his bed for a bit
- oh you need to go to school? too fucking bad
- oh you need to pee? ...
- okay yeah he'll let you go
- you need to shower? please do (LKJHGCF IM SORRY--)
- oh lucofer threatened to beat yall tf up if yall dont get up? threaten him back.
- did i mention murder will happen??
- no? well it will

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