Slippery Love

Once upon a time in a land where the water was tainted with poison that transformed the frogs into their final forms of homosexual anthro amphibians,there lived Kermit the frog and he began to feel strong homosexual tendencies. He would lie in bed and fantasize fantasies involving black presidents as he beat his meat like Chris Brown's wife. And began to cheat on his own lover,Senora Piggy as Cosby cheated on his wife. Kermit's other lover who happened to also be homosexual and married was titled Papi Obama. One day, Papi called Kermit up to the white house to discuss the issues with the toxic water. When Kermit arrived,Obama answered the door. Kermie's heart fluttered as he met Obama's probably brown eyes and whispered "Papi". Obama took him by the hand and guided Kermit to his office. The moment Obama instigated the hand touching, Kermit felt an overwhelming surge of homosexuality rush through him making him feel as though he were hit by a bus of passion and love,leaving him breathless and begging for more.

Obama gasped,eyes wide, as he too felt the gayness radiating off of Kermit. He struggled with his mixed emotions as his mind battled fiercely with his heart. "I-I can't be feeling this way Im married to Michelle" he thought,"It's not what God intended. The asshole is an exit not an entrance.But he's so beautiful,so...green...so...so...perfect"finally, they arrived at the office. Papi closed and locked the door behind them upon entering. Seeing the door click and lock shut made Kermit feel a strong rush of excitement. Obama slowly and sexily struts his way over to his big.black.leather chair and sits down, He gestured toward the chair in front of him and ordered Kermie to take a seat. Kermie obediently and with pleasure sat his pantless ass down just as his master wanted,Papi Obama studied Kermit head to toe only pausing to gaze into Kermit's dead eyes and take notice of Kermit's stiffy-wiffy.Once noticing Kermit's erection,Obama slowly grinned and thought of all the things he could do to Kermit as a puppeteer most of these including his fist. "Kermie- I mean,Mr Kermit,do you know why I have called you here?" inquired Papi as he slowly and seductively reached for Kermit's hand across the desk. "Why yes I do, master...I uh mean mister president" answered Kermit "so what shall we do?" asked Obama "Well Papi we can either ignore it or um...embrace it" said Kermit "BUT HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN!" exclaimed the president.

Kermit climbed onto the table and began to crawl towards Papi Obama, "some people are made to be sinners" interested Obama leaned forward,"Are you a sinner,darling Kermit? Have you been bad do you require ...punishment?~" Kermit smashed his lips against Obama's and murmured "Yes Daddy, I've been a very VERY bad little froggie~" Obama put a finger to Kermit's lips,stood up and said "You have committed a severe federal crime,That being the fact that you sir, are a sexy mofo"Suddenly ,he snapped his fingers and in came Bill Cosby. "Skee-bee-dee-boo-bop! It's me Bill Cosby and youre on Disney channel!"

Kermit stood there,eyes wide,lips parted,penis facing upwards to the heavens above.Cosby looked to Kermit and a devious grin appeared upon his wrinkled face "Ohhh looks like our little pet froggy is a little excited isn't he?~" Papi Obama placed a large hand upon Cosby's shoulder "Now Darling you'll be sure to take ~good~ care of my prized pet wont you?~"The president chuckled "Ohoho don't you worry baby I'll be sure to feed him nice and good(nod to Santos)" Cosby sneered as he unbuckled his belt and dropped his pants,he was going commando,Kermit gazed into the 50 year old's badly ED-ed cock and balls the flacid,veiny,wrinkly cock of the comedian and was an immediate waterfall for Kermit you could use his dick as a slip n slide. Suddenly, Papi Obama dropped his trousers to reveal his 10 inch beater,Kermit's testicles ached to feel their cocks inside of him. Kermie looked up at the two sexy enchiladas and pleaded for mercy. But his pleas were not to be bargained with for Obamba(Dyllon insists the typo stay) grabbed Kermit passionately by the throat and lifted him off his webbed feet. Papi brought him closer and whispered delicately into Kermit's nonexistent ear,"In the white house no-one can hear you scream my darling" Suddenly,Cosby walked up behind Kermit and grabbed his thicc froggy buttocks and spread them cheeks whilst grunting "Thats right" Kermie cried out as Cosby slipped his fat semi flaccid cock into his anus. "MORE! MORE!" Kermie begged but was soon silenced as Obama slid his 3rd leg into Kermit's fat mouth mid scream. The three of them rocked back and forth in a sexy enchilada sandwich, with Kermit being the flesh of that sandwich.Kermit awaited the arrival of the sauce for he himself was on the brink of projectile saucing, the beefy,toned,gloriously black president repeatedly rammed his cock down Kermie's throat ,leaving his balls knocking and triggering Kermit's gag reflex. As his eyes began to roll into the back of his green pointed head,Kermie begged for Obama to be gentle but alas! the man's cock was too thicc with a capital T-H-I-C-C! but Kermit's prayers were taken with a grain of sexy pleasurable salt and all you could hear were his muffled screams. Obama took notice of the muffled pleads for mercy and continued to drive it harder and harder with each pleading scream . He bit his big lips and continued to brutally tease and abuse Kermit by saying "Im sorry baby, you need to speak up~" meanwhile Cosby was pounding his sweet meat into Kermit's loose,green anus wholeheartedly. His erectile dysfunction wasn't going to slow him down this time for his was determined to make Kermit his bitch.Kermit's upper extremities flailed ferociously as the pleasure increased dramatically,for the power of the two men was too much.Cosby slapped Kermie's ass and watched as it jiggled like jello on a hot summer day whilst he projectile nutted all over Kermie, Obama gave one last final epic thrust as he forced Kermit to swallow his children.

After feeling the two men nut both outside and inside of him, Kermie's cock twitched and he projectile jizzed all over Bill and Papi's socks. Obama pulled out letting Kermit fall to the floor with a wet smack. He seized. Bill Cosby bent down and whisper "Thanks for cumming~ to my tik tok"THE END 

                                         Written by Dyllon and PokerFreak while in psych ward

                                                                                  and off of drugs