calumfornia girls we're unforgettable
daisy lukes with ashton on top
sun kissed skin so hot
we'll melt your mikesicle
das me and alex bitchachos
ohhhh wassup how you feeeeel
so we're writing a fanfic and if you don't read it you're denying your human potential
like legit the idea came from when we were talking on Skype
and she was like "why does it say you're 49"
and I was like "my mom put it in"
and she was like "oh im yodelling"
adad: I keep getting creepy contact requests from 40 year old guys
alexconda: block them
adad: I did
alexconda: that could be a fanfic
adad: yep we're writing it
it's called Contact Request and its a Luke fanfic bc agskakdjdjan I've never done a Luke one before
flashback to my luke girl days
DONT TELL ANYONE
I was a Luke girl once
but when I joined the fandom I was legit so dumb
i thought luke was ashton
so I smashed my head against a wall
but then I saw them open for one direction this year and im like "WAIT THAT ASIAN ONE IS CUTE"
so i stole calum hood
this is getting off topic read our fanfic