The Science Of Destruction ( Science Bros AU)

Tony + Bruce + Thai Food

The spicy tastes of the Thai meal made Tony's tongue tingle and ache for something cold to drink to soothe the burning, but he couldn't very well get up to get a glass of water and look weak. For some odd reason he was committed to daftly trying to impress the geeky Banner kid. Something about the way he kept putting his glasses on and then taking them off again every five minutes, the way he grinned and his face turned a flushed red when the emerald curry proved to be hotter than his tongue had formerly expected.
"Would you like a drink?" Stark inquired, giving up on the one sided contest he had created in his mind.
"Do you have lemonade or brown soda?"
"So many things wrong with that sentence, Brucey Banny, so many."
"What did I do wrong?" The boy with the rich chocolate brown hair suddenly became tense and nervous.
"First off, lemonade is a child's drink. A kiddy substance you only drink when a kid offers it to you. Secondly, who the hell calls it brown soda? That's stupid. Say Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, or Root Beer, I don't know, but specifics are nice. Last but not least, I meant a fun drink, something with a bite, something alcoholic."