Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary , who created the universe?"
When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and
jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary. The teacher said "Very good Mary !" and Mary fell back a sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our lord and savior?",
but Mary didnt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shout Mary. The teacher said " very good !" and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a 3rd quistion,
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jump up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time I'll break it in half!" The teacher fainted