The Choki Molk!!!

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(Top Image Is Alistair Evergarden)

(Alexis - 8, Eva - 7, Alistair - 7, Alexander - 10)

Eva: hey, hey, Alexis, watch this! *uses a mixture of telekinesis and density control to pull chocolate milk through a wall*

Alexis: Is...that Alexanders?

Eva: We got some fucking CHOKI MOLK!

Alexis: Tea Party Time!

(in the kitchen)

Alexander: Time to get some- Where the actual fuck, IS MY CHOKI MOLK?!?!?

Alistair: What's... choki milk?

Alexander: Just shut the fuck up tiny boi

Alistair: o-okay, but Nasir said no sweari-

Alexander: I'll do whatever. The. fuck. I. please.

Alistair: ;-;

(Alistair walks into Eva's room)

Alexander: I know you heard me, so who was it?

Eva: *while obviously drinking the choki molk* I have literally never seen chocolate milk in my entire life

Alexander: We've been over this, it's. CHOKI. MOLK!

Eva: I have literally never fucking seen choki molk in my entire life

Nasir from across the hall: LANGUAGE!

Eva: Sorry! *whispers* fucker

Alexander & Alexis: *bursts out laughing*

Alexis: *fake British accent* my dear Alexander the first, can't you see we're having a tea party, bugger off

Alistair: Whoa, can I join?

Eva: I don't know, can you?

Alistair: I-, yes?

Alexis: Well then ask *British accent* Properly

Alistair: *sigh* *British accent* milady Alexis the first, and dear Eva the second, i humbly ask for your invitation to this lovely tea party.

Nasir: What the fuck are these kids up to now...

Eva: *to Nasir* Language! *to Alistair* No.

Alexander: AND YOU WONDER WHERE WE GET IT FROM?

Alexis: Come on Eva! He asked perfectly and everything!

Eva: There's not enough for tem *pours herself another cup from the very obvious choki molk carton*

Alistair: It's okie, i can have water

Alexander: IS THAT MY FUCKING CHOKI MOLK?!

Eva: Nope.

Nasir: LANGUAGE

Alexander: NO U YOU OLD HAG

Nasir: LANGUAGE

Alexander: LaNgUaGe

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