"Welcome to the neighborhood." We said in bored tones.
"Honey?" A women said, "are those some of the neighbors?" The voice was getting closer. Then a women came up behind Jacob. She had the same color hair but she had green eyes not his blue ones. She was wearing a suit jacket thing and looked very professional.
"Well are you going to invite them in or just stand there?" The women asked Jacob.
"Just stand here." He said as she hit him in the back of the head. Then she turned to us and smiled then invited us in and introduced herself as Sandy, Jacob's mom.
"Ok I have to leave but you are welcome to stay." She said.
We thanked her and said good bye to her and once we heard her car pull out of the driveway we turned to Jacob.
"Well aren't you going to eat one?" Mira asked
"No I don't know what you did to them." He anwsered. He was right to not trust us. We had switched the Oreo filling with toothpaste, but we knew this would probably happen so we put a few regular Oreos in there to get him to eat them.
"Really? You would turn down an Oreo? Something is wrong with him." I said shaking my head as I picked up a good Oreo and ate it and handed one to Mira.
Once he was sure they were ok he came up and grabbed a few and sat down on the couch, turning on the tv. Both Mira and I moved behind the couch, thank god it wasn't against the wall. We then pulled out two small water guns filled with melted jolly ranchers. It would be a sticky mess, but we wouldn't have to clean it up. He just ate a toothpaste Oreo and was asking us where we got them from, but didn't look at us. We aimed our guns at him when someone came down the stairs.
"Dude who are you talking to....DUCK THEY HAVE GUNS!" The guy yelled but we already had gotten Jacob. We turned to the guy and squirted him with what we had left then ran out of the house. Jacob had recovered from the attack with the other guy right behind him. Mira and I were laughing so hard, only if they could see their faces. Wait they can, we got it all on video. Take that.
I squealed when two strong arms grabbed me and threw me over his shoulder. Of course it was Jacob. The mystery guy had Mira over his shoulder and she was pounding on his back. Instead of pounding I was pinching the back of his neck but he wouldn't put me down. Both guys were chuckling at us. Then I had a bright idea. I started singing at the top of my lungs. Mira caught on and started singing Fabulous from High School Musical with me.
"What the hell are you two yelling about?" Mystery guy asked.
"It's all in the name." I answered.
"So where are we going?" asked Mira.
"We are here ladies" Jacob said and before we knew what was happening to us, we hit the water.
When we came back up they were laughing. We glared at them till they noticed and they laughed harder. Mira and I got out of the pool and walked right up to them.
"Who are you anyway?" Mira asked mystery boy.
"Who me? I am your fantasies and your best dreams rolled into one." He said with a wink. Great he's another Jacob.
"That's Jay." Jacob said
"Dude! I was going for the mysterious vibe."
"To bad." Jacob said chuckling.
I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing. These two were like us but we will always come out on top.
"So who are you two?" Jay asked.
We looked at each other then anwsered in sync.
"We are your worst nightmare." Then we pushed them in the pool and ran away laughing.
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"You guys are dead." Jacob threatened. "No we're not" I said calmly. "Oh yes you are." Jay said. "Go ahead and try. See how we react." Rina said, just as calm as me. Jacob took a step towards us. Rina and I looked at each other before screaming like...