tie your own laces, dork.

∩^ω^∩

y'know what i'm gonna do
cause wattpad said fuckevanlives2k20 ig
imma rewrite all my hArD woRk onto here
instead of making an insta
cause some of y'all don't have insta

and i need something to do
before i shave off both my eyebrows completely and dye my fUckiNg hAiR agAiN
the trigger warnings from before will apply here
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losers club
@bbichie, @s.urine, @bigbill, @bhandsome, @wh33zy, @winterfvree, @mikeyhamlon,

@winterfvree: i have tiddies

@bigbill: gasp
@bigbill: yOu dO?

@winterfvree: and thEY NEED TO BE SUPPORTED

@bbichie: i support them <3

@bigbill: your tiddies are valid, bev

@winterfvree: just like i need to be supported 🥺
@winterfvree: but there's no bra for sadness
@winterfvree: 😔✊

@bbichie: shit bev that's deep
@bbichie: i'll be ur sadness bra luv

@winterfvree: that means a lot rich
@winterfvree: thank

@bbichie: anytime miss marsh

@winterfvree: i'll be ur emotional support bra too mr. trashmouth tozier

@bbichie: bro 🥺

@winterfvree: bro.

@bbichie: bro-!

@wh33zy: -broth gonna fucking die soon if u don't stfu
@wh33zy: what are all oN jfc it's 4am

@winterfvree: you're one to talk about drugs

@bbichie: yeAH mR. iNeEdmYvApEtObReaThE

@wh33zy: it's way too early for this shit

@bbichie: mr. ihaveasthma

@wh33zy: i dO HAVE ASTHMA

@winterfvree: and that justifies your drUgZ?? nonouhnihuo j don't think so

@wh33zy: perish.

losers club
@bbichie, @s.urine, @bigbill, @bhandsome, @wh33zy, @winterfvree, @mikeyhamlon,

(5hrs later)

@bbichie: MIKE
@bbichie: HAMLON
@bbichie: YOURE VEGAN

@mikeyhamlon: why tf were y'all up at 4am what
@mikeyhamlon: why wasn't i up at 4am

@bbichie: MICHAEL

@mikeyhamlon: no-
@mikeyhamlon: but yes? i'm vegan??

@bbichie: wwwwwwwha

@s.urine: Fucking told you

@bbichie: bBUT HOW
@bbichie: WHY
@bbichie: HOWWHAT

@mikeyhamlon: uh
@mikeyhamlon: i was raised surrounded by
the murder and ab*se of animals
@mikeyhamlon: now that i'm away from that i don't wanna continue supporting it

@bbichie: bruh 🥺

@mikeyhamlon: if i don't have to
@mikeyhamlon: damnit rich you ruined my flow-

@bbichie: lol soz
@bbichie: aohd$JEVIh£-ISVAI YOURE VEGAN
@bbichie: HOW
@bbichie: IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE I
@bbichie: YOUR LAST NAMES HAM? MY LIFES A LIE FUCKISBZIGQ

@mikeyhamlon: RJSVIASBKAVR RIVCIE WTF
@mikeyhamlon: MY LASTNAME ISNT ACTUALLY HAMLON

@bbichie: ..
@bbichie: AHHHHHAHSGWBhhqiaHWHW WHAT
@bbichie: what is it

@mikeyhamlon: hanlon-
@mikeyhamlon: iwvdiqbaj oh my gOd
@mikeyhamlon: stAn sAiD yOu wErE sMarT

@bbichie: wwhat

@s.urine: Actually
@s.urine: I said
@s.urine: The only thing straight about richie are his As
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A Series Of Messages Between Rich And His Mom
They Aren't Good Lmao

m*ther:
Rachel get the groceries

me:
why can't you do it

m*ther:
I'm out.

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m*ther:
There's money somewhere in the house for dinner.
Don't use too much of it.

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m*ther:
Rachel sweetie.
Where are you?

me:
why do you care
and it's richard now mom
i'm not rachel anymore
i haven't been for a long time

m*ther:
Because I'm your mother!!

me:
right. what do you need?

m*ther:
And you better stop it with that boy shit soon, Rachel!! It's been three years, grow up.
You're my daughter and always will be! Can't you see I love you for who you are already?

me:
I'm staying at eddies
(seen 7:57pm)

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so uh
that's all for now
526 words 👉👈
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