Ask and Dare The Big Five [Completed]

W.O.W

*Barney room*

Jack: *mumbles* I can't believe they left me here.

Barney toy: I love you.

Jack: I SAID SHUT UP!

Barney toy: won't you say you love me too.

Jack: I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BARNEY!!!

*next day*

Nics: did she wake up?

Jackson: nope.

Elsa: if she doesn't we have to find the tree of wisdom.

Lia: ....its so boring without her!

Kate: come on Lia,we'll have an adventure if she doesn't wake up.

Lia: ooh let's wait!

*three days later*

Jackson: GUYS!!!

Punzie: what's the news Jackson?

Jackson: nothing,I just wanted to practice my yelling for help yell.

Lia: *slaps Jackson* well stop! You've been doing it for five times now.

H2: hey everyone,its adventure time!

Abby: not now Hiro 2,its not the right time to be watching.

H3: no he means lets find the tree of wisdom.

Lia: good idea Hiro the third!*murmurs* turd.

*somewhere in a forest*

Henry: I think its this one?*points to a pine tree*

Lia: no!

Jackson: this?*points to a flower*

Lia: -_-....I don't know how Zen can handle you.

*ground starts shaking*

Elsa: what. Is .Happening?!

Nics: look!*points to the flower Jackson pointed*

*flower turns into a giant tree with a face*

Athena: *pops out of nowhere* hi guys! Baymax told me you were here and wh-*sees the tree with a face* who are you?

Tree: I am the tree of wisdom.

Hic: oh good,can you cure our author here?*points to Zen*

Tree: ....no.

Henry and Jackson: WHAT?!

Tree: I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do.

Luna: we came all this way today to wake our author who's knocked out,but now that your like 'no' its all like cold in our hearts.

Tree: I'm sorry that I can't help cause I'm only a tree,you have no idea how it feels to get leaned on and peed.

Kate: we've been worrying for way too long so just help us with our friend.

Tree: so you'll leave me alone.

Elsa and Tree: okay!

Tree: why don't you go,and leave your friend here so I can do the cure!

Lia:oh just shut up!

Tree: fine!...still there's nothing I can do.

Mer: RAGH!*charges at the wisdom tree*

Hic: *holding Mer back*

Tree: why can't you people just leave me be!sheesh.

Jackson: so...she'll never wake up now?

Tree: ...duh!

Emmetha: he's so annoying!

Brittany: let's kill it!

*everyone charges at the tree*

Tree: OH NO!!!

Zen: *wakes up and yawns** looks at her sorroundings and sees everyone charging at a tree* what'd I miss?

*everyone looks at Zen*

Zen: ...what?

Everyone: YOUR AWAKE!

Zen: duh. How else am I talking to you.

Jackson and Henry: *looks at eachother and charges to Zen and gives her a hug*

Zen: er...so tight!

Henry and Jackson: *stops hugging Zen* sorry.

Tree: *clears throat* can you guys leave now?

Lia: how-when-what?*ignors tree and keeps asking questions to Zen*

Zen: okay,I woke up this morning. But I was sleepy so I slept again.

Athena: and you didn't hear anything?

Zen: I'm a heavy sleeper.

Tree: LEAVE NOW!

Zen: *glares at tree* how. Dare.you!*charges at tree*

Mer: uh...

Athena: let's just watch.

Zen: *shooting frost balls(frosted hard snowballs)* YOU STUPID TREE!!!

Tree: ow! Hey! Watch the branches you psycho brat!

Zen: *gasps and rages in fury* that's the final branch.DIE YOU PATHETIC WORTHLESS PIECE OF BARK!!!*charges while making an ice chainsaw*

Tree: AAHHH!!! I WISH I HAD LEGS!

Zen: but you don't!*starts cutting down the tree*

*tree dies*

Zen: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! HAIL TO PRES. ZEN!

Athena:....she's so cray cray. I like that!

Henry: bye!