"What yours Gwen?" Phil asked, "Remember, read the black card first, then the white card for this round."
"Before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you..." I said, I looked at my card, my face flushed, "my collection of... hight-tech sex toys..."
I refused to make eye contact with them as they laughed their asses off.
"That," Daniel laughed, "That goes to you."
"Just pull the next card," I said. Phil got a card out and read it aloud.
"Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your kids about blank," he said. He picked up one of his own cards and laughed, "The clitoris."
I covered a laugh and leaned back on the couch, "Your turn Daniel."
"Next time on Dr. Phil:" he said, "How to talk to your kids about doin' it in the butt."
The way he said it was so ridiculous, I couldn't help but giggle. I picked up my last card and read it, "Next time on Dr. Phil: talking to your kids about pulling out. Oh shit!" I laughed nearly knocking over Daniel's drink. "My vote goes to Daniel."
"Mine too," Phil said.
"That was the last round?" I asked, the box was empty, and it was really dark outside.
"Yeah," Phil said, he started to sort the cards out.
"What time is it, Daniel?" I asked.
"It's about, eleven thirty," he said.
"I should go," I said, "I need to make sure my video uploaded properly."
"Oh okay," he nodded, "See you tomorrow?"
"Yeah," I smiled.
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Dan Howell is the well known British YouTuber, danisnotonfire. He has been around for five years and has over four million subscribers. He even has his own radio show with Phil Lester (aka AmazingPhil). Gwen Archer is the energetic American YouTuber...