Weeb Alert🚨🚨🚨

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Tom holland stan:
Pls dont expose me.
I'll give you money

Mattress:
Forgot she was richer than the average person rip.
She can actually do that.

Tom holland stan:
Be grateful
I paid for our apartment.
I paid for the Netflix
I pay for the food
I pay for almost everything we have

Mattress:
Sadly u aint the first born
You only get a fifth of the share

Tom holland stan:
Stfu
At least Im still rich

Spiderman stan:
Meanwhile me and my tiny ass apartment

Tom holland stan:
I cant get the money since Im not married yet rip

Keith:
Oof
Bring me to Hollywood once u get the money

Tom holland stan:
Sure why not

Zach:
Anyways Kiera whos ur favorite BTS member?

Tom holland stan:
Im an ot7 stan
I dont do that shit

Zach:
Same for Keith

Keith:
Im Korean
I love BTS

Travis:
Me too
And also Lucas he found out about them last month

Spiderman stan:
Do you have a problem?!?!

Ashley:
Bro chill

Tom holland stan:
Welcome to the fam bitch
Stay clear out of the new and toxic ARMYs and you'll be fine

Spiderman stan:
Y-YES MAM

Keith:
I remember that fucking girl
Sporting all that merch
Said she found out about them last week
Said she didn't know who was her favorite.....

V or Taehyung

Tom holland stan:
Im sorry
But what the fuck
They're the same person like bitch
Stop acting
I have known them since 2014
Its 2020
6 years

Keith:
Ive known them since late 2013 when I was still in Korea and my sister's friend worked for their company so she told me to go to the event
(disclaimer from author: I don't know anyone who works at BigHit Entertainment)

Mattress:
Ive known about them since 2015

Jayla:
2016

Zach:
2017

Travis:
2015

Spiderman stan:
2020
Oof

Tom holland stan:
My babies are all grown up.
I know Im younger but still

I know Im younger but still

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