NOT A STORY!!! NOT A LOVE STORY!!! ITS TIPSSS!!!
Got some probs about your crush? Want some sMOOth pick-up lines? Wanna talk to them? Want advice!???!!!?!?!
Huh!?
DO YOUUU!!!
Its all here Baby...
All here
What you waiting for 🤨
Motherfudging read...
I am too lazy to explain it. So here. A text message my friend
"Poopy pants"
Sent me
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——————————————————————————— This wasn't really the chat. You must've realised that already by now.
I translated it into english for everyone to understand. Then cut off the very... very... sensitive parts. Sowwy. Its... Highly confidential
She had loads of boyfriends before mah boi "denny".
This guy was also... her best friend.
+Who had cancer.
They actually looked like they would be happily married. You know, those two old couple up the hill. Those old couple who would walk in the park everyday. The very nice old granny and cool/nice ol' grandpa of the town. The sweetest and cutest couples ever. I wouldn't actually say "eww" if they kissed (I ALWAYS say eww if someone kissed, even my mom and dad) I always have heart eyes whenever they kissed.
Before they were together mah boi had a crush on poopy pants for the longest time. But since poopy pants had GAZILLIONS of lovers and LOADS of never ending line of boyfriends, mah boi denny couldnt find the perfect opportunity to tell her he liked her. He waited years, thinking it could go away but his like turned to love and he just fell deeper. One day he had the perfect opportunity to tell Poopy pants that he liked her. Well, as it turns out she actually has a big crush on him too.
Their relationship is stronger than diamond.
Years went-
He was planning this huge surprise and was starting to get everyone together. He announced that he has this cute plan to surprise her.
A RING!!
They already had everything. From the ring, to the flowers and dance crew. The plan was actually great. He actually proposed, she said yes. They were really happy. They were both in cloud nine.
But after more than a year or so. Yep, they were happily married. He started getting weaker. He would always cough, like super duper turbo coughs and he couldn't breath. He couldn't work at all. He was stuck in the hospital. He was then said he was dead.
I was close to this guys when I was younger. They were at least 4-5 years older than me, so they would only hang around with me when they need to. "Poopy pants" was kind of an older sister for me. Yeah, this guy (Before they were together) had a crush on me. Which was weird because, he was YEARS older than me. It wasn't a massive crush or anything. Just a teeny weeny one week crush.
I think he had lung cancer, he wasn't a smoker or anything but his dad was a HEAVY smoker.
I was really happy for the two of them. They were planning to have 4 kids. 4 KIDS!!!!
Hehe...
So, you. Whoever is reading this. Love that person like there was no tomorrow. If you think they are the one. Never let them go.
Tell them. I mean, when is a good time for anything. Life is short. If mah boi denny didn't tell her that he did like her. He wouldn't have had the opportunity to be married. If he said it a little later, he would have never married poopy pants.
DO IT!! Life is always 50/50. It's never sure. Take the chances. They never come that much.
