so I was in a group chat and shit

and I entered the conversation using blink182 lyrics bc duh im me.

I was gonna say "Hello there. The angel from my nightmares." but nOO my iPod had to be dumb and type "The angLE from my nightmares." so now dis bitch calls me angles

and I've accepted it and just started calling myself angles

but then he was gonna say goldfish crackers but his autocorrect was being evil so he said goldfields crackers so now I'm angles and he's goldfields.


so if he's being a dick he goes "at least I don't have angles in my nightmares." (he just did that that bitch) so I go "at least I don't eat goldfields crackers"

and all the bystanders just sit and watch and go "shots fired"

so yeah


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