Colonel Fubster

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 Aunt Marge was in love with her neighbor Colonel Fubster, but he would never marry her because of her horrible personality. This unrequited love is part of the reason she's so mean and bitter. She also asked him to drown one of her pups once because it was a "weak," "underbred", "ratty little thing

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Thank you @LadyMeringue for telling me this one!

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