TEXTS BETWEEN YOUR AUNT AND COUSIN
Mom: donut you dear tale yon gay
child#3: Mom shut that autocorrect 🤦🏻♀️
I dropped your call because you were yelling
If you keep using autocorrect I'll block you
Also give me one good reason wy I shouldn't tell Yoongi
Mom: Donut bee so shark sighted
Child#3: how's this being short sighted?
Mom: Eye well sand Jam in
Child#3: tf?
Mom:
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child#3: Sweet lawd who dis 🤩
Mom: That's the main she is marrying
Jam in
I well sand ham to pack her
He well sea her in her boy attire
And well refuse her peanuts
child#3: He will never refuse her parents because it's an arrange marriage
Mom: He well
Donut wiry
And you can nicely ask ham to Mary you
child#3: You want me to seduce him?
Mom: Donut be Sally
What kind of mother asks hair chilled to seduce someone
But yes exactly
Seduce ham he's rich
Child#3: Sounds like a plan
You'll call him to pick her up
He'll see her in her boy clothing and will question her about it
He'll be mad because she deceived him on the first date and will refuse to marry her
I will be there waiting in the parking lot to help him with his broken heart
No one will suspect a thing
And I will find a rich husband 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Mom: Noice
child#3: Okay good, call him rn!
A/N: Official On Mv 🥺🥺👌👌
A beautiful cover by @aimyzz 😍😍 Tysm fr this hun 💜💜
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