Dipshit. (Dipper x reader)

Lazy Susan (the date part two)

Dont play song yet! Waittttttttt

"We could go to Lazy Susan's..." You suggest.
"You kbow about that place?" Dipper asks.
"Yes... I went there the day after I finished unpacking . "
"Alright!"
You guus go there..  But little did you kniw Mable Candy and Grenda where following you guys.

Mables pov

They are going on a date! Wow ok
"Girls to Lazy Susan's!"
We run off and get a table after Dipper an (Y/n) get a table
"Hay dipper do you know who Cavetown is?" I here her/him say.
"The one who wrote boys will bugs?!"
I here dipper say excitedly
"Ya!" (Y/n) says.
They start singing the song:
"I'm a dumb teen boy
I eat sticks and rocks and mud
I don't care about the government
And I really need a hug
I feel stupid (stupid)
Ugly (ugly)
Pretend it doesn't bother me
I'm not very strong but
I'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs

It's getting cold down here underneath the weather
I skipped class to sit with you
I really like your spotty sweater, if
Ladybugs are girls
How do you make kids together?
What's it like in a female world
I bet it's just so much better

I just terned 14 and i think this year I'm gunna be mean

Don't mess with me, I'm a big boy now and I'm very scary
I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate
Don't message me 'cause I won't reply, I wanna make you cry
Ain't that how its s'posed to be? Though it isn't me
Boys will be bugs right?
(Boys will be bugs right?)"
They start laughing and Lazy Susan takes there order. After an hour of eating they talk about normal things you're syposed to ask your DATE to get to know them.
After that they went on a walk in the woods they came out giggling.... Hmmmm

Dippers POV (in the forest)

(Y/n) and I walked into the forest and she ran ariund laughing cutely...  Wait dipper no argh you just met her 3 days ago...
She runs up to a tall tree and starts climbing it.
"Careful!" I yell
"Trust me I'm fine OwO"
As she climbed I felt my stomach flip more and more
"Please come down slowly..." I whisper when she starts to come down
She starts slipping
"(Y/n)!" I yell out I try to catch her...
I succeed! But I fall over.

She lands on top of me
O/////O.
Silence.
She breaks it with mire laughter.
"Dipper I think i cab tell we are going to be close friends" she says
"I thinks so to." I smile amd laugh
We get up amd go back to the shack
"Hay dipper?"
"Ya?"
"Thanks for catching me ☺"
We both laugh as we leave and go to our homes.