'Brian' had the urge to start the conversation commenting on the size of Brock's dick but he knew Brock would actually kill him. 'Brian' just decided to start by asking if he was him to make sure.
Unfortunately, his brain got the best of him,
"Oh my god Brock it's huge",
"U-uh w-what?",
'Brian's' eyes widened in surprise, face heating up in embarrassment. 'Brian' was too quick with his words,
Through fight or flight, he flight,
throwing 'his' phone to the bed like a natural reaction.
He screamed aloud in panic and nervousness. His hands thug his hair in frustration of his own words, but he quickly realise he hasn't hung up the call and 'Brock' most likely heard him.
Brian pounced onto 'his' bed to grab the phone, responding with an apology and an explanation.
"I-I u-uh meant that your Uh...room! Your room is huge! Yes, that's what I actually meant, sorry it sounded weird without context."
"Yeah sure, it's fine dude but um you're me right?",
"Yup and you're me, so...",
"We basically fell into the situation of Luke and Ryan",
"Right"
"So let me Guess you probably realise it was me from talking right?",
"Uh..no..",
"You racist bitch!"
"Hey at least the hair was the second thing I noticed!",
"why? Because mine is so much better?", 'Brian' teasingly claimed, his smile widening from his own cheekiness.
"Oh please, it looks like every generic haircut from a cheap barbershop",
",oh! Wow! Brock! I'm hurt! How could you?! I thought you were my Friend!",
'Brock' chuckled from the exaggerated emotion, combing 'his' smooth and silky hair that he did really like. Both of them took a while to stop giggling and laughing as they continue insulting and comparing each other's hair.
", if my hair isn't better than yours then at least my beard is!",
"I mean I can't disagree that it doesn't look good..",
"So it's better than your scrappy and patchy beard?"
", Brock! Stop bullying me! My beard is good enough alright! I didn't take bad about your beard!",
"Maybe because there is nothing bad about it hm?",
"Wow what a way to boost your ego!",
", how did we get the conversation all the way here?!",
"I mean I called you a racist bitch then you talked about hair then we lost track",
"I'm not surprised",
"Same to be honest",
"anyway, how did you realise it was me?",
"I recognised the voice, and not by an obvious accent, like someone did, hmp",
"My voice? How?",
"I did an impression of 'wowzers!' To make sure",
"Of course you would do that",
"Also some posters on the walls since some were your logo or you. The play button was a giveaway as well",
"Yeah, that makes sense",
"Anyway, who should we be confronting to first?",
"Ryan or Luke",
"True, since they did switch bodies too",
"This is going to be a Long ride..",
"I mean they haven't figured out how to switch back either so...",
"Also you do know that you're no longer in Ireland right?",
"So, I'm in...",
"America, since I moved in not Long time ago. Also you can tell the viewers if you wanna take a break, they won't mind. Probably",
"I shouldn't risk it, I can just post and get use to your types of jokes and accent",
"Please don't do a high pitch leprechaun impress-",
"Would ye like to find me pot' of gold?! At the end of th' rainbow!", 'Brock's' pitch was high and accent was heavy. It did sound like Brian though despite Brock making himself sound really racist.
Brian sighed in disappointment, he knew this would most likely happen. Brock laugh and giggles in the disapproved sigh that he could clearly hear.
"Brock don't do that again",
"Sureee I won'ttttt", 'Brock' drags ur words sounded as if sarcastic which was obvious.
"Just clean up first then we'll both just Skype both Ryan and Luke",
"Good idea",
"I know",
"Gosh your ego would he shooting through the roof",
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