There was once a turtle that had a Long Neck and nobody liked hem but then this one kid called Angel idk why they named hem that way but he Annoying but he saw the turtle and the Long Neck turtle FASCINATED ANGEL for some god damn reason and then he bought the turtle for $5.99 of this whit van that said free candy and why not a white van iam i right well to begin he went home and said to himself who would sell a turtle for $5.99 and he let the turtle go out they had a GOD DAMN LOVELY LIFE and 5 years later the LONG ASS NECK TURTLE WAS FAT and angel said to himself he look kinda tasty not gonna lie and he got the turtle cooked hem and fed it to his wife and hem and his wife liked it but you'll never know the secret ingredient.
