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1.Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

2. Is your dad a baker? Because you have a nice set of buns.

3. I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?

4. Are you a cat because you are purrrrrfect.

5. Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

6. You must be Jamaican, because you're Jamaican me crazy!

7. Is there a mirror in your pants, because I see myself in them.

8. Are you from McDonalds cuz I'm lovin it.

9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

10. Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're they only ten I see.

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