horny porny [h.s.]

2 :: ew ew ew

song: pity party - melanie martinez

mood: valerie is bored and harry honry

date: monday, the first of July

time: 9pm

special text: i truly didn't expect you to text me again in less than 24 hours babe - harry, 10:02pm

me: hey

me: i'm so bored

me: anwser me pls

me: ugh

me: why aren't u anwsering me bc i can see that you're reading this u psycho bitch

me: well u and your dick can fuck off

me: pls i'm so fucking bored

me: you're my last hope

me: dude

idek harold: i truly didn't expect you to text me again in less than 24 hours babe

me: ugh fuck you

idek harold: i'd love to

me: ew ew ew ew

me: horny much

idek harold: yeah kinda

me: gross

idek harold: it's not gross!111!111!!

me: yes it is

me: and why all those ones?

idek harold: idk lol

idek harold: i thought it would look cool

me: well, it doesn't

idek harold: ur soooo nice i think you deserve a lot of prices 4 it

me: *clears throat* sarcastic dude in tha house maybe?

idek harold: maybe yeah

idek harold: can you call me daddy?

me: srsly

idek harold: yes

idek harold: it's hot

idek harold: it makes my boner grow even more

me: ew

me: ew

me: ew

me: ew

me: i think i need to throw up

me: ew

me: ew

idek harold: why throw up?

idek harold: i know that you think it's hot

me: no

me: definitely not

me: i think it's so fucking disgusting like ew

me: you srsly watched waayyy too much porn

idek harold: welllll i guess you're right ha

me: ew

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i love it to write these kind off stories bc most of the time i don't even know what i'm going to write, it just randomly appears in my head lol. 

bye bishes,

sterre ((((: