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1 :: i like u babe

song: fucking bitches in the hood - death team

mood: valerie is annoyed and harry is being annoying

date: monday, the first of July

time: 8am

special text: stop texting me or i'll call the police - valerie, 8:24am

unknown number: hey babe (:

me: who tf are u

unknown number: don't be so rude

me: i'm being rude whenever the fuck I want

unknown number: well ok then. what's your name?

me: why would I tell you my name dude

unknown number: why are you being so rude

me: bc I fucking can, ok?

unknown number: idk why you're being so mean bc I didn't fucking do anything at all.

me: u texted me first bro. wtf

unknown number: at least i'm your bro now

me: stfu and leave pls.

unknown number: I won't unless you tell me your name

me: ok.

unknown number: ok.

unknown number: so, what's your name?

me: can you please fuck off?

unknown number: no, I can't. nice name btw ha

me: aah 4 fucks sake

unknown number: can you stop swearing it annoys me

me: can you stop texting me it annoys me

unknown number: srsly, what's wrong with you?

me: nothing, idk if you knew it but yOU are the fucking one who texted me first

unknown number: wow I never expected me to but i think i like you

me: what

unknown number: not like loving you wtf ha. you wish. but like, you're so mean and it's kind of funny

me: are you making fun of me? wtf

unknown number: I kinda am yeah

me: stop texting me or i'll call the police

unknown number: what are you going to say? that you're texting with a guy that's making fun of you. they'll probably make fun of you too.

me: eeh

me: well

me: can you be so polite to stop texting me?

me: bc you're really annoying

unknown number: you were soooo close to being nice but then you just ruined it.

me: don't pls

unknown number: btw, if you were curious, my name is harry.

me: hello harold

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this story sucks allready HAHAHAHA

lots of love,

sterre.