an/ okay that picture of michael is just like he knows that it's gonna kill us and I hate him so much
fuck you michael
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"you're not gonzalo." michael narrowed his eyes and the giggling boy in front of him.
"hola mi nombre es calum." he said, deep, thick accent and all. michael could barely understand.
"are you taking the piss?"
the raven-haired boy frowned, tilting his head slightly.
"english?" michael asked.
"yeah, not so good although." the boy explained.
"where's gonzalo?"
"he's away with mi madre for a while. i taking over for 5 weeks." he started unloading the items from the basket and scans them.
"is gonzalo your dad?"
"sí."
"so you're the son of gonzalo and joy hood?"
"yes, it's true. the son of gonzalo y i mean and joy."
"you really look like your mother. same eyes and nose. you're pretty cute."
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shopkeeper || malum au (boyxboy)
Fanfiction"hola mi nombre es calum" "are you taking the piss?"