8 pt.2

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{ Aqua POV }

{ Aqua POV }
"Time to leave this bitch and have a Netflix weekend!" I yelled down the halls as everyone was leaving.

Joey came up behind me clearly not paying any attention. Again that mono coño.. That's my new favorite saying.

"The animals the animals are trapped trapped trapped till the cage is full. The cage is full the day is new. And everyone's waiting waiting on you and you got time." Joey sang walking up to his car.

"And you got timmmeeeee." I joined in the orange is the new black theme song.

"Would you shut the fuck up and let me sing?" He sassed.

"mono coño."

"What the fuck does that even mean." He asked confusedly.

"Exactly." I rolled my eyes.

"Whatever bitch. I'm out to enjoy my days on Netflix." He said getting into his car.

Joey drove off and I got into mines. I started the car and turned on the radio.

"I got a long list of ex-lovers. They'll tell you I'm insane. Cause you know I like the players. And you love the game." I sang along to the Taylor Swift song that was playing.

I drove all the way home to a house with no parents cause they had a funeral to go to. Sucks they didn't take me. Erm I mean its a shame someone left planet earth.

Branson: Finding Carter or Selfie?

Me: Finding Carter

Branson: chocolate or vanilla

Me: cookie dough

Branson: the notebook or the fault in our stars

Me: both

Branson: okay thanks

Branson: bye

{ text with Leah }

Me: Leah

Me: answer my texts hoe

Me: are you too busy sucking dick that you can't answer my texts

Me: ;) kinky bitch

Me: ice my nipples when you kiss my britches

Me: Ello mate would you like some mustard on your wienah

Me: cause the player gonna play play play

Me: drunk in love

Beyonce: WE WOKE UP IN THE KITCHEN SAYING HOW THE HELL DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN OH BABY

Me: -.-

Beyonce: what?

Me: you would answer at that moment

Beyonce: Beyonce needed me

Me: whatever mono coño

Beyonce: what does that mean

Me: not telling you cause it's funnier when you and Joey don't know

Beyonce: perra

Me: ?

Beyonce: exactly

Me: -.-

Beyonce: to the < to the <

Beyonce: everything you own to the box to the <

Me: suck my ass

Beyonce: suck a fuck

Me: how does one suck a fuck please tell me

Beyonce: gobble gobble

Me: your a stupid hoe

Beyonce: stupid stupid

Me: guess what

Beyonce: you like Branson I know

Me: how?

Beyonce: he told me

Me: oh

Beyonce: let's make you a ship name Braquamarine

Me: eww that's ghetto lets use my last name for a ship name ok

Beyonce: yeah that would be best

Me: -.- what is that suppose to mean

Beyonce: Brayden?

Me: yass

Beyonce: yah theme song gonna be Sail

Me: I hope me and him won't sink like the titanic

Beyonce: don't worry it will

Beyonce: no wait I mean it won't stupid auto correct

Me: suck a fuck

Beyonce: I love you

Me: again with your big lesbian crush on me

Beyonce: nah chill fam #dicklife

Me: #hoelife ^

Beyonce: *in Taylor swift voice* why yah gotta be so mean?

Me: YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY BODY

Beyonce: the fuck are you smoking

Me: smoke weed every day

Beyonce: do it for the vine

Me: I ain't gon do it

Beyonce: do it for Brayden ship sail

Me: yass bae yass

Beyonce: I just changed your contact I.D.

Me: to what

Beyonce: ghetto white dick sucker

Me: imma change your to Mexican dick

Mexican Dick: but I'm white

Mexican Dick: makes no sense Moby Dick

Me: Dick Channing

Mexican Dick: DONT FUCKING DISRESPECT CHANNING TATUM'S NAME YOU WHORE

Mexican Dick: YOU DONT SEE ME FUCKIN UP TAYLOR POSEY'S NAME -.-

Me: gotta go someone's at my door

Mexican Dick: this isn't over hoe.

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