Santa Guy is Back in Town (to the tune of "Santa Claus is Back in Town")
Oh, it's Christmas time, all my wenches, and the snow is falling down,
Yes, it's Christmas time, lovely wenches, and the snow is all around,
You be really good little wenches-Santa Guy is back in town.
Ain't go no sleigh and reindeer,
no pack on my back--
A stallion I'll be riding,
Don't have an apoplexy attack!
Ooooh, it's Christmas time, darling wenches, and the snow is falling down . . . you be really good naughty wenches-Santa Guy is back in town.
No fuzzy white whiskers,
No round, jelly tum--
Santa's sportin' black liner
And a lovely leather-clad bum!
Oh, it's Christmas time, my sweet wenches,and the henchman's prowling round . . . you be a fine lot of wenches-Santa Guy is back in town.
Slip off your stockings,
Turn out the lights--
Santa Guy is coming down your chim-ney tonight!!
Santa Guy is back in town . . .
(Is that the jangle of spurs I hear? Be still my heart . . .)
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Holiday Hits with an RA Twist: New words to familiar tunes
FanfictionI love Christmas music, and I love RA, so what better way to combine the two than to re-write the lyrics to a few of my favorite holiday tunes?
