it was december first. twelve in the morning, euphoria was working as a waitress in a small cafe in seoul.
"hello welcome to tree falls cafe! would would you–
" i'd like the secret menu ! make it quick because i have to leave as soon as possible ! " the old lady snapped
"s-sorry, we do not have a secret menu..."
"what the fuck do you mean you don't! on your website it says you have a secret menu for a limited time !" she spat
"but i-i'ts not true–
" shut up ! the customer is always right ! can you bring me the barista ? i don't have time for this shit... "
" of course ma'am. " i said
"jiminnn ! " I whispered to him.
" what... oh hey ria ! how are you ? " jimin grinned
" terrible... " i pout. " this sassy old lady is trying to order a 'secret menu' which we don't have !! "
" we have a secret menu ?? "
" apparently... i don't know what to say to that old ha–
" excuse me ? i swear to god if you two don't come this instant... " she yelled across the room
"jimin. hurry just uhh come ! "
me and jimin rush to the old lady.
" ah.. what a handsome man are you.. "
she smirked.
jimin blushed nervously. " t-thank you ? "
the old lady stood up to shake the man's hand
" my name is choi chanmi, nice to meet you " she smiled proudly.
" do you have a girlfriend... don't tell me it's that filthy black girl..."
" uh- no ma'am. "
" filthy ? " euphoria thought to herself. " how dare she ... "
"wonderful ! i got a beautiful granddaughter at home. nice, skinny pale.. wonderful personality... amazing cooking skills–
" i .. erm. why did you summon me here ? " jimin stuttered
" ah. yes, is it actually true you have a secret menu ? because this woman is obviously lying to me about that this cafe doesn't "
" ma'am, this woman is correct. we actually don't have a secret menu. " he replied
" that's ridiculous ! " she bellowed.
" it fucking says in the website ! let me show you. " chanmi pulled out her phone, typed in the shops URL.
" look !! it says here !! " she said as she puts her cracked samsung galaxy 3 at our faces.
" holy mother of jisoo.. " jimin whispered, he looked like he had the urge to puke
" ma'am, that's an interesting photo you have there... " I giggle then gag.
" what the hell do you mea– oH MY GOD "
she showed us a picture of herself naked.
" i-i am so sorry, i should leave. " as she rushed out of the cafe.
" that's hot " jimin mumbled
" jimin what the fuck "
(a/n : idk what i was thinking when I wrote this)
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