LMAO THAT I ALL I FUCKING SAY
"get me a pineapple I need to shove it up his ass."
Guys there's some dick in my class and he thinks he's better than me like nAw
he like comes up to me (his hair is like man you try to hard calm down with the gel bruh) and goes "blah blah blah math equation biatch"
and I'm like "get your hair in check biatch"
and then this happens...
(Let's call him Hair-gel)
Hair-gel: bish what's 826382 x 8352
Ad-ad: its wtf is wrong with your eyebrows
Hair-gel: at least I have eyebrows
Ad-ad: oH yOu diD nOT jUst gO thERE
Hair-gel: yes I did
Ad-ad: *rips his eyebrows off*
Hair gel- nuuuu
Ad-ad: now who doesn't have eyebrows
Hair gel: im better at math
Ad-ad: nah ur better at meth
bC he leGIT LOOKS LIKE A DRUG DEALER LIKE NO SHIT HES BEEN LIKE THAT SINCE GRADE TWO.
I knew him in grade two xD
he's exactly the same -.-
bc im totally like slaying his grades rn like bETCH wHAT'D yoU geT iN frENCH
Me: A+ MOTHAFUCKA
Addy Hood; slaying since 5ecer