Today was a busy day at work when your boss tells you to take a 3 birthday parties at once. You went inside your apartment and finally into your room lying dramatically on your bed. Then you heard some shuffling noises coming from your closet. You quickly jolted up off the bed and grabbed the only thing that was closest to you, a frying pan (yes I did ).
You slowly opened the closet door ready to strike , but relaxed when you saaw your orange bandaned colored boyfriend trying to hide
You: lol Mikster whats up and what are you doing?
Mikey: i got lonely without you and thought you were home but you wasnt so i just chilled till you got here
You: otay, wait whats in your hands
Mikey: a cool new weapon i found in here
Mikey raised up your orange and ( f/c) bra in his hands pretending to use it as a slang-shot
You: Mikey thats my bra!
Mikey: whats a bra?
You knew you couldnt ruin his young mind with this type of stuff so you just grabbed the bra and swicthed it with pizza and videogames for yall to play the whole night