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Chapter 15

"With Lisa?"

Jimin shook his head in disbelief. "Nah, I think-NO, wait, what if he did?" he planted both hands on the counter, eyes wide open.

Taehyung shrugged. "He is very happy and Lisa gets him that way just by looking at him, they should have fucked for this," he pointed to Jungkook.

"FANCYYYYYY YooOOUUuUUuu ~" Twice's video was playing on television, the youngest doing the chorus dance. Yeontan was gladly free and taking place on the sofa.

Even sitting, Taehyung moved to the beat. "He definitely had sex last night," he said confidently.

Jimin smiled proudly and ran to hang on Jungkook, who continued with the choreography with exaggerated movements and faces. A whole one man show. Jimin imitated him and quickly they were both the best ONCEs in the building. Taehyung soon joined.

"I'm so happy for you, Jungkookie," Jimin hugged him like a proud father.

Jungkook nodded, a super dramatic expression full of emotion. "I know, I'm so cool"

Taehyung hugged them, closed eyes, bread cheeks showing. "Our Jungkookie grows so much. I can feel your over-exercised biceps stab me and everything"

Jungkook laughed and was released. "What will we eat? I will cook"

The eyes of both older guys shone like stars. "Seriously?" they asked tirelessly. Jungkook cooked so well but his lazy ass almost never did. Thank God he had such a good mother always sending them food.

"Yup, I'm just... so happy," Jungkook sighed and went to the laundry room to leave there the mop.

Taehyung and Jimin shared playful gazes.

"So, why are you so happy?" Jimin hummed, hands clasping on his back.

"Because..." Jungkook left them hanging while he went back, he had that cocky smirk on his lips, he for sure got laid. "This precious creature of the Lord..." he of course pointed to himself. "...got a kiss from Lisa," he proud of himself, almost shinning like a motherfucking lamp in the darkness.

"Wait, just a kiss?" Taehyung was dumbfounded.

Jimin burst out laughing and walked to him, patting his arm. "Yah, c'mon, you two fucked"

Jungkook shot him a bored stare. "Look, if we had fucked I would be fucking dead and with a will saying 'pls put my dick in a flask, this dude was in Lalisa Manoban, it deserves to be remembered'"

"I want that too, it's so big it deserves to be in a museum"

Both looked at Taehyung, brows raised. He just liked his lips and smiled innocently.

"Listen, my dick-"

"Are you sure you want to be part of this talk, Hyung?" Jimin glared at him and Jungkook smiled widely. "I'm kidding"

"So, you got a kiss," Taehyung said, a hint of pride in his voice.

Jungkook nodded, he couldn't even hold back his smile.

"Aish, you're smiling like you got your dick sucked by six girls and a milf," Jimin chuckled and jumped to the sofa, hugging a cushion instantly.

"You don't have idea how much I wanted something, SOMETHING, so just a kiss feels like my dick sucked by six milfs"

"I always knew you had a milf kink," Jimin said.

"I have a Lisa kink," Jungkook admitted seriously.

"It shows," Taehyung clicked his tongue, arms crossing over his chest as he was leaning on the door frame of Jimin's room, beside the sofa.