I wont cast a spell till my days are done! Since when have an honest to goodness, downright normal family of leaves cast a spell? Some people these days, no respect for the good old ways! Youngsters like yourself don't understand the fundamental procedures; none of these include casting spells. Still, I must live with this pollution of tradition and try and talk some sense into the future generations - you will be in control of photosynthesis once we 'oldies' are done. But by then you'll probably think of some way to stop this hideous slavery the race (sniff) of humans has imprisoned us all in; greenhouses, pots(sniff) it makes me sick!
Going back to the subject of the good old days, I wish to rent Britannia. I have been informed you are in charge here. I also hope you understand that I am speaking of your fantastic pool named Britannia, rather than that dreadful empire. I was interested in borrowing it for my loyal leaf family's annual re freshening. You must understand they are getting rather cranky and if they don't have the annual event soon (and I mean soon) I don't even want to think what might happen! My, just thinking about it gives me a shudder in my stalk. You see, Aunt Elizabeth really is rather grumpy and Cousin Paul can't stop his appalling tantrums! Well, at least you comprehend the dire situation I am in. Therefore, I would very much appreciate it if you could lend me the pool. It will only be for 365 days and will be an annual event. Thank you very much in advance and I hope this won't interrupt any swimming lessons for the young sprouts,
A caring leaf