Me: No questions today, so I guess…the characters will ask each other…stuff. *Shrugs*
Link: Yeah, we could always do that!
Malon: I am back! I thought I would stay home for a while. *Smiles*
Zelda: Oh! I was wondering where you went to. Where are the other characters that were supposed to be here?
Me: Yeah, where have they been this whole thing so far?
Saria: I'm here, me and Malon--
Malon: oh, its okay guys, we had a sleepover.
Me: Seriously? We have been working our butts off to entertain and answer questions while you two ate popcorn, watch Disney movies and painted each others fingernails?
Malon: *Guilty face* ...Yes…
Me: AWESOME! I want to join next time.
Jeffery: Awe if she goes so will all the beauty in this room. Then I will be gloomy.
Liu: Whoa, whoa how many times have you referred to yourself as beautiful and now your saying if she goes, it won't be beautiful anymore?
Jeff: SHUT UP LIU!
Me: Calm down killer *ruffles Jeffs hair* I'm not going to be gone long.
Jeff: *Sad smile* Yeah…
Randy: What is this? Beauty and the beast? *Laughs*
Jeff: *Flips Randy off* Fuck off Randall.
Me: Randy please be nice to him for once.
Jeff: *Points knife* Shut up!
Me: Enough both of you. Jeff I will take your knife.
Link: Y-you mean… you'd let us ask each other questions and talk with each other… ALL on our own???
Jeff: Yeah I mean we could end up killing each other. *Glares at ganondorf*
Me: Yeah, totally. You may burn down the whole place and totally kill each other, but hey I want to hang out with Malon and Saria. They are awesome characters.
Malon and Saria: Yay! Thanks!
Jeff: What about me?
Me: *Giggles* You are too!
Malon: We could totally have a sleepover! Zelda why don't you come? It will be so fun, you too Midna!
Midna and Zelda: Yes, of course!
Ghirahim: Hey, Link. Looks like we will be alone with Zant and Vaati. And Ben *Cracks knuckles*
Ganondorf: Yes, and Jeff can learn to leave his hands off whats mine!
Liu: What gives you any right to claim someone who wants nothing to do with you?
Ganondorf: Huh? Simple. Why would she want a killer?
Me and Jeff: !!
Me: Excuse me? But I'd rather be with a forever smiling killer than someone who kidnaps princessess and ruins a whole land! So stop saying I'm yours!
Me: If I return and find someone dead, this will be discontinued! And if I find Jeff hurt your disqualified from this book Ganondorf. *Snarls*