Sergent Jaune Rants part 1

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The screen shows a army boot camp with hundreds of kids and a older man that looks like Jaune is giving a speech

Sergent Jaune(SJ):" I PUT IN AN ORDER TO THE KINGDOMS TO SEND ME A SHITLOAD OF BADASSES AND PILLAGE HUNGRY MURDER MACHINES AND INSTEAD ALL I GOT WERE YOU CUPCAKE CUM CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS!" I CAN TELL AT A GLANCE THAT 50% OF YOU ARE COCKSUCKERS AND THE OTHER 50 ARE COCKSUCKER THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN TOLD TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELVES. I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR AND FAST UP YOUR ASSHOLE IT'LL TRIGGER A GEOLOGICAL EVENT. YOOOU ALL REEK OF POVERTY AND ANIMAL ABUSE. EVER BREATH YOU TAKE IS A STUNNING ENDORSEMENT OF ABORTION. YOU SHIT STAINS ARE A COLLECTIVE MASTERPIECE OF FAILURE. YOU COCK GOBBLE AND CIRCLE JERK EACH OTHER TO EXHAUSTION EVERY NIGHT. YOU SIGNED UP TO GET POUNDED BY THE GRIMM AND PROBABLY CRIED LIKE SISSIES WHEN YOU REALISED THAT THEY DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE DICKS. YOUR SENSITIVE PUSSIES CRIED SO MANY TEARS YOU CAN FLOAT ON THEM ON A RIVER WITH DOUCHE CANOES. YOU GLITTTER TOED, COCK WRANGLING, FAIRY TINKLE BAG PUFF OF FUCK NUGGETS ARE GOING TO GET YOUR COLLECTIVE ANAL CAVITIES STRETCHED SO FAR APART YOU'LL THINK YOU'RE GETTING DOUBLE FISTED BY GOLIATH GRIMM ITSELF. I WILL REORGANIZE THE FAILURE THAT IS ALL OF YOUR LIVES. I WILL FUCK START YOUR SOUL. I'LL MAKE YOU MONGOLIOD ROCK CHOMPIN' THUNDERCUNTS SCREAM HARDER THAN YOUR MOTHERS AFTER HER FORTH FAILED COATHANGER ABORTION. I'M GONNA CHOP OFF YOUR SHRIVELED BALLS PUT'EM WHERE YOUR EYES SHOULD BE PUT A SOMBRERO ON YOUR HEAD AND BEAT YOU LIKE A PINATA. HELL, I'LL.MAKE YOU SHIT SO MANY BRICKS YOU'LL PUT THE FAUNUS OUT OF BUSINESS. BUT FEAR NOT, CAUSE IN THREE YEARS I WILL TURN YOU COCK MONARCHS INTO FUCK MASTER OF GALACTIC DESTRUCTION.

The screen cuts off.

Jaune:"I feel dirty hearing that"

Nora:"Never knew you could curse like that."

Salem:"I've lived for a long time and I've never have in my life seen someone talk like that."

Oz:"Agreed"

Ruby:"Swear jar!!" She said to Jaune as he gave all the lien he had.

Jaune:"I don't have enough from all that cursing."

Qrow:" I feel like that man alone could make someone kill themselves."

Winter:"Agreed"

Me: "Okay moving on next one will be kid friendly" he said as the screen lite up again.

Let me know how it was and what you want next I'll get better just trying this out.

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