You/Eva Zambrano - Pick-Up Lines

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Summary: You're drunk and like to bother her

Suggested by: FiooBlossom

You've been in the living room for the past couple of hours, drinking one of your favorite alcohol drinks to deal with the stress of the week. Eva was going to arrive much later and you just wanted to get ahead of your night in with her.

You heard the door open and turned around to find Eva coming in with her work uniform.

You were at the point were you became a flirty drunk.

"Babe? Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today."

Eva rolled her eyes at the lame pick-up line and headed over to your shared bedroom to change out of her uniform. 

"I can't believe you started without me."

You followed her into the room to watch her change.

"S-sorry babe. Stressed and couldn't wait for you. But you're currently raising my dopamine levels now that you're here"

"Oh god. I thought we were past that."

She walked over to you after she changed, leaning down to kiss you.

Eva pulled back and you gave her a suggestive smile.

"Wanna study some anatomy?"

She laughed at your lame attempt and gently hit your arm before standing up and making her way back to the living room.

"No more drinks for you. I can't risk you getting alcohol poisoning."

You followed after her, pouting as she spoke.

"Babeeeeee, come on. I've barely had like a drink."

"Ah drink? You must think I'm an idiot if you think I'll believe that."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out. Lets get dressed and go to the bar. I ran out my Pina colada mix."

"No way. You're still doing those lame lines and I refuse to go out in public with you like that."

"I'm hurt. I thought you loved me."

You attempt to make yourself cry but it just looks terrible wrong.

"I do love you, (y/n). You're already drunk and I don't think any bar will serve you plus I'm quite exhausted from my shift and all I wanted to do was spend my night with you drinking."

She sighs and serves herself some leftover wine to sit besides you. 

"I guess we can just cuddle and catch up on some tv shows even though I know you won't remember what happened in the morning."

You cuddle close to her, practically clinging on to her like a koala. 

"Course. I'll remember babe. Put on the show."

She did as you said and sat back as she watched the tv.

Every time a commercial would be on, you felt free to tell her a pick-up line to get her to laugh.

"ICU in my dreams."

"Are you drowning? Because I'm feeling the urge to give you CPR"

"Are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you."

"Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away."

"Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd happy to give you my heart."

"Playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist!"

The last one finally got her to laugh.

"I can't believe you, love. You truly are something else. You're just lucky that I love you and that we're already married or I would have dumped your ass for all those terrible doctor pick-up lines."

You smiled and leaned in to kiss her.

"I love you too."

She just shook her head and chuckle before going back to watch the tv.


Send me prompts and suggestions. Will do any female celebrity or character.

I have several prompts to do and will post them in this order

Angelina Jolie

Wanda Maximoff - Part 2

Kara Danvers

Amanda Rollins

Saskia De Merindol - Part 2

Earth-X Kara Danvers

Katie McGrath - Part 2

Kara Danvers - Part 2

Amanda Rollins


Sorry for the long wait. Will try to post them as soon as I can.

Thank you!

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