"A-Alex? What the hell?"
The gorgeous chunk of human looked up at me with a smirk. "I'm guessing you know me from twitter, everyone does."
"Um..." I stuttered, "yeah. But anyways, how are you?" I tried to be polite, but it was incredibly fucking awkward.
"I'm fabulous babe." He shot me a toothy grin. "Especially because my eyes are graced by your presence."
I blushed. He's so sweet.
"So," He continued, bagging my many pints of ice cream. "Why so much ice cream?"
"Just got out of a relationship." I stated bluntly. Reliving my breakup was not something I wanted to go too deep into.
"Oh." He said, putting yet another pint into a paper bag. "So you're single?"
"Well yes, I am." Good job, Captain Obvious.
He smirked devilishly at me.
"I can fix that."
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