𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌 | Stray Kids

39.

GROUPCHAT: MAZE OF GAYS

jisquirrel
so if we were killers who would we be

woobear
why the hell-

jisquirrel
:)

now answer

heresagun.killme
why tho-

jisquirrel
im making a fanfic that's why

jeong.in.christ
firstly, why are you making a fanfic of u? secondly, why does it involve us being killers?

jisquirrel
no questions to be asked, i need answers

prince.jinnie
im really not surprised by him doing this, im just disappointed

trashbin
bitch, imma fucking assassin

minhottie
no me

ur a fucking serial killer

trashbin
hoe ur the murderer here!

minhottie
true, true...

frecklix
can i be apart of the mafia?

caesar.ranch
i myself just want to be an agent

woobear
why are y'all agreeing?

im a thief bois-

heresagun.killme
sigh, why is this happening?

jeong.in.christ
lemme be a hacker!

prince.jinnie
imma be a spy, bros

heresagun.killme
read my name, that's how much i don't want to be apart of this chaotic group anymore

jeong.in.christ
but you love usss :)

heresagun.killme
unfortunately

jisquirrel
bitch, choose a fucking title

heresagun.killme
uh... a gang member?

jisquirrel
yess..

my fanfic is coming all according to plan

frecklix
im scared

lemme help u with it-

jisquirrel
let's go broooo

caesar.ranch
when i get murdered, make sure it becomes unsolved

prince.jinnie
why?

caesar.ranch
it has been my dream to be on buzzfeed unsolved, so let it be

woobear
can we just go back to when he said he's gonna get murdered?

trashbin
not now woojin, we gotta work on not getting him found

woobear
what the hell

frecklix
ok so i need help-

i kinda adopted a cat without consent and when i walked into the hotel wearing a creepy ass trench coat, the person asked what i had

and then my coat meowed and i replied with

"drugs"

caesar.ranch
FELIX WHAT-

prince.jinnie
JSJAKJS NO WONDER THE POLICE CAME-

trashbin
sigh...

jeong.in.christ
im so disappointed in you

but i would've said the same-

heresagun.killme
im blocking all of y'alls asses-

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hiii. im here and i wasn't ready for double knot and now im obsessed with seungmin's part but im pretty sure everyone is. stream double knot. love y'all, uwu