connected | jjk + myg

07

11:58

Asshat: DO YOU KNOW A YOONGI

me: wtf
why did he ask me that for u yesterday

Asshat: AREU BEING HONEST PLEASE SAY YES

me: uh??? Yea he's my best friend from school

Asshat: BEST FRIEND??
WHY I BEVER HEARD OF HIM
WHO CARES ANYWAY SJOW ME PICTURES OF HIM RFHT NOW

12:01

Yunki Hyeong: if jungkook texts u DONT SEND HIM PICTURES OF ME

me: wtf
He just asked me for them

Yunki Hyeong: taetae don't please please
I'm begging u I'll do anything just don't send him them!!!!!

12:02

me: man y do u even want them

Asshat: he won't show me his face and I want to see it PLZ MAN I NEED IT

me: how do U even KNOW HIM IM SO CONFUSED

Asshat: he's my number neighbour!!!!

me: FR
UR LYING
HOLY SHIT HES THE ONE U WERE ANNOYING

Asshat: yes so PLEASE SEND ME PHOTOS HE WONT LET ME SEE HIS FACE :(

me: I should've recognised the number.....
But man sorry kook but I don't wanna do that to him he said he didn't want me to

Asshat: fuck u for being a good person

me: ur welcome :)
Instead I'll try and post a photo of him and I

Asshat: oh
OH
U DO THAT HYUNG
I BELIEVE IN U GO U

me: it might take like a few days cuz he'll be sus if I ask him right now

Asshat: true
UGH FUCK

me: it'll be worth the wait tho
He's hot 🥵

Asshat: fuck u u fucking bitch
FFUCK
I WANT TO SEE HIM NOW FUCK u
BITCH

12:13

me: don't worry hyung I didn't give them to him :)

Yunki Hyeong: thank u taetae!!! ❤️❤️

me: I'm a life saver yes ur welcome
U owe me food next time I come see u 🥰

Yunki Hyeong: with what money

me: stop acting like ur broke

Yunki Hyeong: k I'll stop acting bc it's fucking reality I'm broke AS FUCK TAE
Fuck u
Ur rich as fuck

me: Guess I'll be ur sugar daddy then

Yunki Hyeong: delete my contact

a/n:
tae being a nice friend awww
he's kinda the link between everyone btw cuz he knows everyone :)

jk reminds me of a 12 yr old who just found out how to swear lmaooooo