Recipe For A Perfect Cannibal

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Recipe For A Perfect Cannibal

by PJ Perry

Being a cannibal

Does not make me an animal,

In fact I am rather civilized.

I will use herbs and spice

And make you taste nice

With some sugar to caramelize.

I'll get my fire lit,

Roast you on a spit

Then eat you with corn on the cob.

What would be divine?

Is if I had some wine!

For a cannibal I am such a snob.

So I pop out the cork,

Prepare my knife and fork

And tuck in my serviette.

I'll have bum cheek pate to start

Followed by mmmmm roasted heart

And dessert is eyeball crepe suzette!

Please vote and comment if you like this....Thanks PJ

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